Misc Musicals – What About Dick - The Lonely Trout (Guitar)

E                                         A    E
 From the heelan hills and rills o bonnie Scot-land

        C#m                F#             B
Fra the bogs and fogs and soggy lochs and braes

         E                                       A  E
From the moontin tops where lonely jocks drink whis-key

             F#                          B
To the dingy pond wherein the lone trout plays.

           E                             A    E
There was once a laddie wandered wi his lass-ie

          A                                  G#  G#m
When she told him that her love for him was dead.

        Am              A#m
As she left this lonely boy

           B             C#7
Who’d now lost his only joy

           F#7                                 B
The trout raised his head and this is what he said:

   E                                               B
O rum ti tumti, Tickle yer monkey, Tickle di didle doo

B                                             E
Rumpy pumpy, Humpty dumpty, Tickle yer tivey too

E                                                 A
Oh hankie pankie, Winkie wankie, Diddle de didle doo

A            E              B            E
Rinky dinky, Tiddley winky, Nicky nacky noo

E        E       E       E        E
the noo the noo the noo the noo the noo

 E                                                    B
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout

B                                                   E
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?

E                                                     A
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut

A              E               B              E
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.

 E                                                    B
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout

B                                                   E
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?

E                                                     A
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut

A              E               B              E
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.

 A#                                                    F
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout

F                                                   A#
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?

A#                                                    D#
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut

D#             A#               F             A#
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.