Misc Musicals – Tuck Everlasting - You Cant Trust A Man (Guitar)

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    F7            D7             G7      C7
You can't trust a man dressed in yellow, Hugo,

F7     D7               G7 C7
Only a rogue wears that hue

  Bb         A7         Bb             A7
A man who is fondest of suits that are jaundiced

         G7
Puts the yolk on him

        Db
And the joke

   C7
On you

        F7           D7             G7    C7
They're tricksy, all men dressed in yellow,

          F7              D7    G7  C7
Something deadly in their livelihood

   Bb            A7
He must be compensating

Bb        A7
Also fabricating
N.C. Hugo, there you go again! N.C. "Fabric hating" N.C. If he hated the fabric he would have never bought the suit
   Bb            A7
He must be compensating

D7     C7
Also, lying

      Dm7              G7       C7
'bout why he wants the Foster's wood

       Bb7           A7             Dm7   F7
Oh you can't trust a man dressed in yellow

       Bb7           A7          Dm7   F7
That I knew from his very first "hello"

              Bb7        A7   Dm7   G7
I should have locked him in a cell, oh

    Bb            C
You can't trust a man-
N.C. From the carnival! Also,
F7       D7           G7     C7
Carnival men can't be trusted

          F7           D7         G7   C7
Something wicked there brews underneath

      Bb7      A7
Those inbred's regalia

     D7        C7
With mad Bacchanalia

     Dm7        G7     C7
They all share, maybe, eight teeth

       Bb7      A7           Dm7     F7
I say, carnival men can't be trusted!

       Bb7      A7         Dm7  F7
Flashy hobos, invading our towns

     Bb7       C7         Dm7         G
They ask my permission to charge an admission

   F7           Db7
To expose us to Charlatans, acrobats and-

N.C.
c-c-clu
N.C.
Clowns, sir?
N.C.
I hate them

Bb7      A7           Dm7     F7
Carnival men can't be trusted!

         Bb7 A7          Dm7 F7
They're all acutely maladjusted

    Bb7             A7              Dm7 G7
Who knows how their funnel cakes is dusted

       Bb            C
No you can't trust a man-
N.C. With a bad handshake!
        F7        D7        G7        C7
Did you notice his peculiar handshake?

     F7             D7          G7  C7
His fingers neither flaccid nor firm

     Bb7        A7
Like touching a porpoise

   Bb7    A7
No habeas corpus

    Dm7
Can keep that fish-
N.C. Mammal
     G7           C7
From serving full term.

F7  D7         G7     C7
Bad handshake, bad man

F7              D7           G7     C7
Watching if his grip lacks a squeeze

      Bb7      A7           Dm7    G7
And a carnival man can't be trusted

   Dm7         G           C7
As shifty as a swinging trapeze

        Bb7           A7             Dm7    F7
And you can't trust a man dressed in yellow!

Bb7         A7           Dm7   F7
Even if you love cheddar cheese

   Bb7    A7     Dm7  G7
Commingle all of these

Bb7                C
You'll see the recipe's

        F7 Dm7 G7 C7
One bad man

        F7 Dm7 G7 C7
One bad man

        F7 Dm7 G7 C7
One bad man