Misc Musicals – The Unofficial Bridgerton Musical - Tis The Season (Guitar)

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  Tis the season! It’s a season for elegant ladies!

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  Reputations dictated by the queen!

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  Must be perfectly perfect, must meet every expectation

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  May god save all our souls!

D
  Grosvenor Square, 1813, dearest reader

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The time has come to place our bets for the upcoming social season!

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Consider the household of the Baron Featherington

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3 misses foisted upon the marriage market

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Like sorrowful sows by their tasteless and tactless Mama

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Is she to breathe mama?

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When I was your age I could fit my waist into an orange and a half and so shall you!

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Tighter

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Tighter?! [welps of pain]

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Far better odds might exist

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In the household of the Viscountess Bridgerton

    F
A shockingly prolific family

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Noted for its bounty of perfectly handsome sons

    C#
And perfectly beautiful daughters

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Ugh, I'm boiling in this dress already

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Are you to complain the entire time, Eloise?

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Well, what else am I good for?

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I feel like a princess, do I look like one?

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Hyacinth, you wish to know what I think you look like?

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Benedict!

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And where's the lovely Daphne?

      F
She's only been getting ready the whole evening

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Only her whole life, well, I'll go fetch for her

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No, I'll go fetch for her, she likes me better than you anyway

    G
And who says that?

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Everyone says that

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Ugh, DAPHNE! YOU MUST. MAKE. HASTE!

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Should you think she heard me?

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How very perfect indeed

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  This is only the beginning

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  Of the life that I'll be living

      G#           A#
I'm dreaming of a match for life

      Cm           Dm
Just like Mama and Pa had done

    C#                                   A#
So Father, if you're looking down from above

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I'm marrying for love

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  Tis the season, tis the season for elegant ladies

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  Must be marvaleous down to every seem

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  Must be perfectly perfect, must be kept up with reputations

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  So may she save us all!

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Where is he?                                    C#

         D#
He must act like Lord Bridgteron!

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Benedict, where is Anthony?

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I do not know

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  Just hold me closer now, our time is running out

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Sienna, you know it's half-past nine!

Em                       C
  My lord, just add the time!

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Just put it in your pocket, and lock it away

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You know I can't this day, Sienna, my duties they await

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  I'll see you Saturday

  E
Okay

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   There's a reason, there's a reason for all of this crazy

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The only word that matters is the Queen's!

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   Today is a most important day

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And for some, a terrifying one

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For today is the day London's marriage-minded misses

        C                          B
Are presented to Her Majesty, the Queen

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To the Queen!

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Presenting:

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Ladies Prudence, Philipa, and Penelope Featherington

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All presented by their mother

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The right honorable Lady Featherington

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Your Majesty

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We're as perfect as we seem

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Not the cake but we're the cream

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Think I forgot how to breathe!

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A glimmer of displeasure

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And a young lady value plummets to unthinkable depths

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Presented by her mother

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The right honorable Viscountess Bridgerton

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Miss Daphne Bridgerton

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Don't trip, don't falter, just make it to the altar

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Don't break, don't crumble, make certain you're perfectly humble

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Show Her Majesty, the Queen that you're more than worthy

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Don't you let it show that you're more than nervous

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Finally, I'm living with a purpose

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Must be calm and cool, collected at the surface

        F#
Must be perfectly perfect

       F#
She's perfectly perfect

        C#m
Must be perfectly deserving

               C#m
She'll be the diamond of the season

       D#m                      B
Don't trip, don't falter, just make it to the altar

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Must be perfectly perfect

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It's a season, it's a season for all of the ladies

D#m            B
It's a season, ah

D#m                     B
Perfectly perfect, must be-