Misc Musicals – The Theory Of Relativity - The End Of The Line (Guitar)

    D
I'm Jenny

    C#
I'm Sara

      D
She's Sara

         C#
She's Jen

     D               C#
Been best friends forever

      D              C/D
Well, since we were ten

G         G#
Met at ballet class

    D/A          B7sus4 B7
And ever since then

E7
We became inseprable

    A7
The damage was irreprable

D             C#
Jen's like my sister

    D               B7sus4 B7
And Sara's like mine

E9              A7         D
Friends til the end of the line

    D
Had nothing much in common

      E7
Loved horses

    A7                      D
But we were attached at the hip

D                          E7
Jen was like a goddess, my mentor and muse

A7        A7/G       F#7sus4  F#7
She was a nerd and a drip

    G6            E7/G#        D/A         B7sus4 B7
But we would be together every hour of the day

E9
People would see us and say

     D
It's Jenny

    C#
And Sara

    D            C#
Two peas in a pod

         D           C#
Well, if one pea was perfect

    D           C/D
And one pea was odd

G
First string

    G#
And spare!

       D/A        B7sus4 B7
On the volleyball squad

E7
Happy and gregarious

   A7
My thrills were just vicarious

D               C#
She'd point the spotlight

D                 B7sus4 B7
She'd bask in the shine

E9              A7         D
Friends til the end of the line

   Eb
My skin was just like porcelain

F7
Hers was all zits

   Bb7                    Eb
My pores were perpetually blocked

Eb
I developed early

F7
She had no tits

   Bb7           Bb7/Ab   G7sus4  G7
My cupboard was woefully stocked

Ab6            F7/A             Eb/Bb      C7sus4
Why would I be seen with such a social refugee

C7        F9                         Bb
Cause you always looked good next to me

Eb        D
Jenny and Sara

  Eb           D
A vulgar display

    Eb           D
The queen of the prom

        Eb         Db/Eb
And her weird protegee

  Ab
I starred

      A*
I ran lights!

       Eb/Bb       C7sus4 C7
In the school cabaret

  F7
I mean, have you heard Sara sing?

     Bb7
Good golly, it's embarrassing

        Eb       D          Eb            C7sus4 C7
We were contrary forces who somehow combine

F9              Bb7        Eb
Friends til the end of the line

     C9
Then something crazy happened

      F9(add13)
Right after twelfth grade

     Bb           Bb/Ab     Eb     Gm/D
That summer I blossomed and bloomed

  Db9              C7
I stepped into the sunlight

      F9add13
After years in the shade

      Bb          Bb/Ab    Gm   F/C C7
And a beautiful swan was exhumed

Ab              A*             Eb/Bb       C7sus4 C7
Meanwhile I was working at the local dairy queen

       F9                        Bb
And ballooned up to plus size sixteen

   Eb                               F7
We both showed up at college and no need to pretend

      Bb7                   Eb
I was popular right off the bat

    Eb                          F7
And everyone was asking, "Sara, who is your friend?"

    Bb7
The one who's so-

G7
Fat.

         Ab6             F7/A            Eb/Bb         C7sus4 C7
All this malice aimed at Jenny was quite startling and new

     F9                              Bb
So I did what all best friends would do

           Eb
I said I'm Sara

      D
She's Jenny

   Eb         D
We used to be close

          Eb            D
Now she's desperate and clingy

    Eb          Db/Eb
And sort of morose

  Ab                A+            Eb/Bb           C7sus4  C7
I heard she gobbles peanut buster parfaits by the gross

   F7                                  Bb7
In all the world is there a sight more tragic than this parasite

   Eb          D
So that is our story

    Eb       Eb/Db  C7sus4 C7
And ain't it divine

F9               Bb7
Friends til the end of the

    Gm7             C7sus4
The cold bitter end

C7      F9          Bb7        Eb Eb/G A*7 F9 Bb7
I guess this is the end of the line