Misc Musicals – The Spongebob Squarepants Musical - Im Not A Loser (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

[Verse 1] C
          F    E
I’m not a loser.

        Am               E
I don’t secretly hate myself.

        F                  Fm
I’m not singing this to no one,

              C               E
It’s not the case that no one cares.

          F     Fm
I’m not a failure.

                 C     A
I don’t not have talent.

            Dm                Fm          G              Am
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

F
Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.

Dm                                             Am
Because I’m not nobody, which can’t not be seen. Let me start over.

              Dm    Fm
My life’s not empty.

           Am             E
They don’t not like me at all.

             F
I don’t not leave the house,

Fm                 C                 E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.

        F    Fm
I don’t stink.

          C    A
I’m not a waste.

        Dm           Fm
I’m not all alone in thinking,

       G           Am
That I am not all alone.
Am
F
Maybe I am a loser...
[Chorus]
     Am
Hey Squidward!
N.C. Uh?
Am           G
You’re not delirious with despair,

G
And you’re not calling true things false!

Am   Am
Hey Squidward!
N.C. This is weird
Am           G
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!
N.C. I’m not? G
             F    E
You’re not a loser.

          C                 E
You don’t secretly hate yourself.

           F                  Fm
You’re not singing this to no one,

             C                E
It’s not the case that no one cares.
N.C. Okay!
             F     Fm
You’re not a failure.

                   C    A
You don’t not have talent.

            Dm                 Fm          G              C
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.
[Verse 2]
          Dm
I’m not a loser!

              Fm
(You’re not a loser)

           Am             E
They don’t not like me at all!

            F
I don’t not leave the house,

       Fm             C              E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home! (ohhh stay at home)

         F                     Fm
I don’t stink! (ohhh you don’t stink)

          C                    A
I’m not a waste! (You’re not a waste)

            Dm       Fm              G           C
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!
N.C. Clarinet solo! [Instrumental] C# A# D#m C# N.C. Look at me now mama! F# F#m C# F D# G# G C C# D D# Gm G G#m G# [Verse 3]
          D#m                  F
I’m not a loser! (You're not a loser!)

           A#m                 F*
They don’t not like me at all!

                D#m
Oh I don’t not leave the house (Leave the house)

       F#m            Fm                A#
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!
N.C. Yeah yeah yeah stay at home N.C. Hey! Shhhh-
         F#   F#m
I don’t stink.

          C#   A#
I’m not a waste.

        D#m
I’m not all alone in thinking,

         F#   D#m  G#       C#
That I’m not, not, not all alone!
[Outro]
C#      F#
You are not alone!

C#      F#
You are not alone!

C#      F#                                                G#          A
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not... A... lone

        D         Bm    C#
You are not, not, not, alone!