Misc Musicals – The Radios Playing - Any Idiot Can Write A Song (Guitar)

E                 F#   G
You might think I'm rude.

E           G          A
You might find this totally ridiculous

E              F#     G
But let me tell you, dude!

E                     G       A          E   F#   G   E   G   A
Now's not the time to be so meticulous.

E                 F#   G
Don't overthink the job.

E            G        A
Pencils on paper, fingers on keys

E            F#     G
The average Joe's a slob

E             G             A
He'll buy anything covered in cheese

D              E
Any idiot can write a song

      C          D
And many an idiot will

D                  E
You work on an assembly line

         C     D       E
You've got a quota to fill...

E                      D         A      E   D   A
If you can't do, I'll find someone who can

E                      D             A        E    D   A
Maybe someone younger who won't fuck up the plan.

     E                          D              A     E  D  A
I'm not here to threaten, it doesn't have to thrill you

    E                             D        N.C.
But if you don't produce, I'm gonna have to kill you.

E                 F#   G
You might call me "bitch"

E                 G               A
It's not like I haven't heard it before

E               F#         G
But Bobby, here's the pitch

E                G            A
It's the job that makes you a whore.

D             E
Any idiot can write a song

C                    D
How much skill can it take?

D             E
Cut all the artsy bullshit

      C        D       E
You've got a quota to make.