Misc Musicals – The Lightning Thief - In The Same Boat (Guitar)

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[PERCY]
      G#m            D#m
Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled

   E                B
Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!
[ANNABETH]
      G#m            D#m
Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place

 E          B
All he did was diss her with disgrace
[GROVER]
B
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
    E
It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes

B                                                      G
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!
(spoken) N.C. Ask me! [PERCY & ANNABETH] N.C. Where are we? [GROVER](sung)
                  B
We're in the same bo-o-oat

                  D#
In the very same bo-o-oat
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
     E
I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat!
[ANNABETH] Don't need to heed a talking goat! [GROVER]
          B    A   G#
The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat

      E           B
We're in the same boat!
(spoken) And look what I found at Medusa's place! [PERCY] Three Amtrak tickets? [GROVER] Why run from monsters when we can ride? (sung) B We're in the same tra-a-ain
                   D#
In the very same tra-a-ain
[PERCY]
E
With Anna-blegh!
[ANNABETH]
E
And Seaweed Brain!
[PERCY] N.C. You're so high-strung [ANNABETH] Well, you're insane! [GROVER]
         B    A    G#
The same tra-a-a-a-ain

      E      B
We're in the same train!
[CONDUCTOR](spoken) N.C. Last stop, Denver, Colorado! [PERCY]
      G#m             D#m
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!
[ANNABETH]
          B         E
You mean the Rocky Mountains?
[GROVER]
    G#              D#m
That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger!
[ARES] N.C. Did someone say 'veggie burger?' [GROVER] N.C. Sweet! [ANNABETH] N.C. Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious? [ARES]
G#m        D#m                         E                B              G#m
Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god.

D#m       E        B                     G#m                D#m
  Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse?
N.C. Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace! N.C. I hear you runts are headed to Hades, N.C. but you'll never make it on public transportation. N.C. I can take you as far as Vegas. N.C. Y'all cool with motorcycles, right? [PERCY & GROVER] N.C. Sweet! [ANNABETH]
G
Wait!
[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER](sung)
                  C
We're on the same bi-i-ike!

                 Em
On the very same bi-i-ike!
[ANNABETH]
         F
There's lots about this that I don't like!

       G#
Can we trust this guy?
[PERCY] You could always hike! [ALL THREE]
         C   A#   A
The same bi-i-i-i-ike
We're on the same bike! [ARES](spoken)
Am      E         F
   Vegas, baby!

C                 Am     E
   Forgettin' somethin'?
N.C. This is where I get off [GROVER] N.C. That guy is so cool! [ANNABETH]
        Am                                      E
Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night
[PERCY]
                   F
Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel
[ANNABETH]
                      Am
You're joking, right?
In the Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed,
                                      E
one night could last a hundred years!
[PERCY]
                Fm
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant.

                                                     G
Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?
[BIANCA DI ANGELO]
                       G#                             N.C.
Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939!
[PERCY & GROVER] N.C. Ahh! [ANNABETH] N.C. Taxi! C E Am Fm [GROVER](sung)
C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada

C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada
[GROVER & PERCY]
C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada
[ANNABETH]
   C             E                   Am          F
Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him!

         C              E        Am             Fm
Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense

     C              E            Am             Fm
I defend you, but I only tend to will him

       C              E
To get more and more defensive

F          C
Terse and tense!
Mother? Figures... [PERCY](spoken) Los Angeles! [ANNABETH](sung)
C
It's strange

    Dm
Sometimes I think I'm dreaming

C
It's messed up, but he's kinda cute

           F
When he's angry and all screamy

      C
He's so weird

      Am
But a good weird

     C                             F
Our parents' paths are pushing us apart

       G                               Am
And my head is always stronger than my heart

    C                               F            G
If only he would say something that was remotely smart!
[PERCY](spoken) N.C. I got it. The map was upside down [ANNABETH] N.C. Ugh! [PERCY]
G  C              E
     Here we are, DOA Records
[GROVER]
F
I kinda figured there'd be monsters
[PERCY]
Fm                           C
Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so...
[ANNABETH] Dead? [CHARON]
F          Fm                    C
Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!
[PERCY]
                           G
How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat!
[ANNABETH](sung)
    Am                         E
The way to the Underworld is over the Styx

         F
It's a river
[PERCY]
             C
I know, you showoff
Chicks [ANNABETH]
Am             E
Sexist, much?
Go make a splash [PERCY]
F              C
I'll splash you
[GROVER] It's like watching titans clash
E
They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss

         F
If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss
[CHARON] N.C. I've seen some messed up stuff
    G#                 G
But nothing quite like this
[ANNABETH](spoken)
                     Am
If you'd just listen
[PERCY] If you'd stop criticizing me! [GROVER](sung)
                  D
We're in the same bo-o-oat

               F#
In the literal bo-o-oat

    G
I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat

         A#
Have you even heard a word coming from my throat?

         Dm C  B
The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!

      G      A
We're in the same...
[ALL THREE]
 E
AHH!!!
[ANNABETH](spoken) N.C. Did we just... almost die? [PERCY] N.C. I feel something strange [CHARON] N.C. Is it.. seasickness? [PERCY] N.C. Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history [ANNABETH] N.C. And who says history has to repeat itself? [GROVER]
A
  Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already!
[PERCY & ANNABETH](sung)
                  D
We're in the same bo-o-oat
[GROVER](spoken) Yes! Weird guy! [CHARON](sung)
                 F#
In the very same bo-wo-woat
[GROVER](spoken) Everybody now! [ALL](sung)
      G        A
We're in the same...
[GROVER] N.C. Baa! [ALL]
D
Boat!