Misc Musicals – The Lightning Thief - Another Terrible Day (Guitar)

A              D
   Oh, you're alive

                  Bb
I suppose that's good news for you

       A                 D
But it means a lot more paperwork for me

           Dm            Bb
So don't expect me to be happy to see you

   A                       D
Of course, being alive is temporary

Dm                 Bb
Great! You haven't been debriefed

        A             Dm
This is way out of my pay grade

                  Dm
Which is saying a lot

               Bb
'Cause I don't get paid

A7
Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake

A
So he better clip-clop over here!

       F              Bb
Just another terrible day

   C
At Camp Half-Blood

      Eb*
Where everything's the worst

      F               Bb
Just another terrible day

     C*
When you're in charge

     C*           Dm
It's like you're cursed

Dm
Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you

       A                                Dm*                        D
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph

                       Bb
That doesn't wanna to wish you well

                A
To tell you the truth

                      D*   D*           D
The best thing is to break up with the guy

         Dm               Bb                       Dm                   Bb
'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol

       Dm
But he loves me-

             Bb   Dm
He loves you not! Next!

 F               Bb
Another terrible day

   C
At Camp Half-Blood

      Eb*
Where everything's the worst

      F               Bb
Just another terrible day

        C*
I'm the god of wine

        C*       Dm
And I'm dying of thirst

Dm
Oh, gods

        Bb
Give me Ares or Apollo

A7               Dm*
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin

Dm
Now that you blessed us

   Bb
Go talk to Hephaestus

  A                         Dm*
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing

Dm*
Oh kid,

         Bb*
You have no idea

           A*                   Dm*
About this place or your former mentor

             Dm*
I don't have time

            Bb*
To fill you in on the details

    A*
But look, he's also a centaur

N.C.                     A
I did mean to tell you...

 F               Bb
Another terrible day

   C
At Camp Half-blood

      Eb*
Where everything's the worst

 F               Bb
Another terrible day

        C
You can hate it here

      C7
But I hated it first

      F               Bb
Just another terrible day

C
Stuck with these runts

       Eb
In the muck and mud

 F               Bb  C  Dm
Another terrible day

   G
Oh gods!

  C*               C*             F*
Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-blood