Misc Musicals – The Last Five Years - Shiksa Goddess (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
A9 I'm breaking my mother's heart A9 The longer I stand looking at you F#m7 The more I hear it splinter and crack E/D D/E A9 From ninety miles away
[Verse 2]
A9 I'm breaking my mother's heart A9 The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking F#m7 And crumbling to the ground D7 D/E And my grandfather's rolling A9 Rolling in his grave
[Chorus]
A2 F#m7 D7 If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter F#m7 D7 If you had a shaved head, that would be cool F#m7 A2/E If you came from Spain or Japan Dmaj7 A2/C# Or the back of a van B9 D7 Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school F#m7 D7 I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere F#m7 C7#11 I'm finally breaking through!" Bm7 A2/C# D D#m7-5 I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! D/E A9 I've been waiting for someone like you"
[Verse 3]
A7 I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss A7 And the Handelman twins F#m7 I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz D7 And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein Bm7 I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights F7#11 With every Shapiro in Washington Heights A/E A+/F But the minute I first met you F#min A+/F I could barely catch my breath A/E B7#11/D# I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Dmaj7 F7b5 Like an idiot, scared to death A/E A+/D# I've been wandering through the desert Dmaj7 A/C# I've been beaten, I've been hit Bm7 A2 Gmaj9 F#m11 My people have suffered for thousands of years Fmaj7b5 Bm7/E And I don't give a shit!
[Chorus]
F#m7 D7 If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter F#m7 D7 If you once were in jail or you once were a man, F#m7 A2/E A/D A2/C# If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other B9 D7 And your father was connected to the Gotti clan F#m7 D7 I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" F#m7 C7#11 It's tragic but it's true Bm7 A2/C# D D#m7-5 I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! D/E I've been waiting for someone like..."
[Break]
Cmaj7/F Cmaj7 You, breaking the circle Cmaj7/F Cmaj7 You, taking the light Bbmaj7 Fmaj9 You, you are the story D/E I should write C7b5 I have to write!
[Chorus]
C7#11 F#m7 D7 If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter F#m7 D7 If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute F#min F#m/E Dmaj7 F#m/C# If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection B9 D7 I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot F#m7 D7 I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service F#m7 C7#11 Just tell me what to do Bm7 A/C# D A/E I say, "Hey hey hey hey! G2 I've been waiting for someone G2/F# I've been praying for someone D/E D/E I think that I could be in love with someone F#m9 Like You"