Misc Musicals – The Last Five Years - A Summer In Ohio (Guitar)

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I could have a mansion on a hill

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I could lease a villa in Seville

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But it wouldn't be as nice

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As a summer in Ohio

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With a gay--- midget named Karl

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Playing Tevye and Porgy

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I could wander Paris after dark

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Take a carriage ride through Central Park

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But it wouldn't be as nice

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As a summer in Ohio

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Where I'm sharing a   room

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With a "former" stripper and her snake:

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I could have a satchel full of dollar bills

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Cures for all the nation's ills

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Pills to make a lion purr;

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I could be in line to be the British Queen

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Look like I was seventeen

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Still I'm certain I'd prefer

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Forty miles east of Cincinnati

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I could shove an ice pick in my eye

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I could eat some fish from last July

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But it wouldn't be as awful

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As a summer in Ohio

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Without cable, hot water

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Or you

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I saw your book at a Borders in Kentucky

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Under a sign that said "New and Recommended"

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I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve

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And then I couldn't leave

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Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet

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Then he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."

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So I smiled like Mona Lisa and I lay my Visa down!

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He wants me, he wants me

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But he ain't gonna get me!

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I've found my guiding light,

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I tell the stars each night:

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"Look at me!     Look at him!

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Son-of-a-bitch!

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I guess I'm doing something right!

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I finally got something right!"

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No, it's not Nirvana, but it's on the way

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I play "Anita" at the matinee

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Then I'll get on my knees and pray

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I'm never gonna go back to Ohio!

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I could chew on tin foil for a spell!

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I could get a root canal in Hell

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But it wouldn't be as swell

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As this summer is gonna be!

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Cause the torture is just exquisite

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While I'm waiting for you to visit

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So hurry up, schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene!

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Love

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The Midget, the Stripper, Wayne the Snake

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And Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein!

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That's me!