Misc Musicals – The Inventor - My Breakfast Fixer-Upper (Guitar)

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Hello there men and Lady friends,

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Name’s Alexander Viseon,

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I come from ye ol’ land of Michigan. (Precisely)

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And with me I’ve got Goods and toys,

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For all you Proper girls and Boys,

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As long as both your parents say “It’s fine.” (If they’re dead, I don’t judge)

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A Wonderful Phenomenon

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A third-time won expasitron,

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Yet no  one seems to understand the name. (Figures)

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So sit on back, and watch me gleam,

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While you try your old “Oxygen”

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As I explain my Thing in time for Supper.

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The. Name. Is.

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Super, Awesome, wonderful,

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Amazing, cute and colorful,

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Egg maker, beater, breakfast Fixer-upper! (That’s the name.)

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This thing it works in half the time,

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When it’s compared to life sublime,

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Or anything you’ve got here, for that matter. (Including that)

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It’s everything you’ll ever need,

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It’s small, compact, not hard to clean,

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It’s everything a human heart desires! (Believe me)

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So step right up, and grab  a cup,

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Or plate, or bowl, or pick-up truck,

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And come try out my Breakfast Fixer-Upper!

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To put this thing in Layman's terms,

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You must start out with this small churn,

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To ensure everybody gets some butter! (Including him; Ew)

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Then we’ll move on here, once again,

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To see my new “Revelation”

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This thing which I can’t help but simply Mutter (Mutters something)

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Then we’ll move over one last time,

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Provided there’s no Copper line,

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‘Cause this machine works better when there’s rubber. (Like all good things)

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The eggs pop out, and once again,

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Oh please, taste your Accomplishment,

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This thing I call my “Breakfast Fixer-Upper!”

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Super, Awesome, wonderful,

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Amazing, cute and colorful,

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Egg maker, beater, breakfast Fixer-upper! (That’s the name.)

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This thing it works in half the time,

     Am7
When it’s compared to life sublime,

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Or anything you’ve got here, for that matter. (Including that)

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It’s everything you’ll ever need,

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It’s small, compact, not hard to clean,

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It’s everything a human heart desires! (Believe me)

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So step right up, and grab  a cup,

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Or plate, or bowl, or pick-up truck,

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And come try out my Breakfast Fixer-Upper!

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I’m shy, come try out my Breakfast Fixer-Upper!

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Please try   out my Breakfast Fixer-Upper-