Misc Musicals – The Full Monty The Musical - Big-Ass Rock (Guitar)

             G               D/F#
Let's find a rock.  I mean a big ass rock.

   Em                     Dm7    G7       C
Or maybe something like a cinder block is better.

     G/B             Am7             D        D7
I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy

G                      D/F#
   And just before the lights go out

       Em                      Dm7         G7    C
You'll see my smile and you'll know you've got a friend,

       G/B      Am7              D       D7
With a rock who cares.  I mean a big-ass rock

   G                D/F#
Or rope, I got some quality rope.

Em                     Dm7     G7        C
Made for a man who's devoid of hope like you are.

   G/B    Am7                  D        D7
My buddy, Michael - Err, yeah, Malcolm, right!

G                        D/F#
   And I won't leave you swinging there

Em                              Dm7      G7       C
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air I'll grab your feet

    G/B               Am7                D                Em
And pal o' mine, I'll pull real hard and snap your spinal cord

     Em/D     C                      D#dim7
This world is cold when you're alone   and they ignore you

Em           Em7           A7                    D     D7
   But don't kill yourse - elf.  We'll do it for you

             G     D     Em     Em7     C     D#dim7     G
You've got a friend

           G                   Ebaug
I've got a friend, like Carole King

                Em            G
Or was it Carly Simon used to sing?

         C                           D#dim7
I always get those two confused, but anyway

         G          Ebaug
I turned around and suddenly

        Em                    G
I'm not alone.  It ain't just me

C
I'm like a player on the team

C
I'm part of the gang...

                      D
A member of the clu - ub

                   G                 D/F#
Oo ... let's get a club.  I like the big-ass rock

     Em                      Dm7       G7       C
Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock forever

            G/B                  Am7                    D     D7
Let gravity do the work!  It's a man's way to die, Mikey.

G                                Ebaug
Friends who will love you like a maniac

    Em                          G
And lead you like a lamb to the railroad track

    C              D#dim7
And tie you down - I'VE GOT

   G                        Ebaug
Or tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor

   Em                    G
Or buy you a beer with a Draino chaser

   C                            Eb
Or dump you in the river with a rock

          G
A big-ass rock

         D                       Em
Here's a nice one right over here.

                 Dm7       G7                  C
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.

                        D         C     G/B     Am7     G
No Dave. It ain't heavy - he's my friend.