Misc Musicals – The Drowsy Chaperone - Accident Waiting To Happen (Ukulele)

C                        Am
There was a time I could stop on a dime

C                         A
Forbearance was one of my talents

          Dm            Am     Dm            A
But since you've been around I can't hold my ground

         Dm                G7
I'm consistently losing my balance

       C                   Am
I'm an accident waiting to happen

      C                 A
I'm a mishap about to ensue

        Dm         Am
I'm the toy on the stair

    Dm           Am
The three legged chair

    Dm                          G7
The hem that's been caught by a shoe

        C                         Am
When my two lovesick arms started flappin'

          C          C7           A
There was nothing my ankles could do

       Dm                  G7
I'm an accident waiting to happen

   Dm       G7        C
So how be I happen to you

     C                          Am
When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet

   C                       A
My heart doesn't beat any faster

         Dm          Am
But when you lose control

   Dm         A
It touches my soul

       Dm                    G7
So I'm bracing myself for disaster

          C                   Am
You're an accident waiting to happen

  C                       A
A catastrophe destined to be

        Dm          Am
I'm the rags in the cellar

  Dm     Am
A broken umbreller

  Am                          G7
A branch hanging loose from a tree

      C                      Am
I can see myself jumpin' and clappin'

      C             c7        A
For a man who lives dangerously

Dm                                G7
You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen

   Dm        G7        C
So hurry and happen to me

Dm                                G7
You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen

   Dm        G7        C
So hurry and happen to me