Misc Musicals – The Book Of Mormon - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream (Guitar)

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[Verse 1] [ELDER PRICE]
G#m
Long ago, when I was five

C#m
I snuck in the kitchen late at night

Dm                       E7    Am
And ate a donut with a maple glaze

G#m
My father asked who ate the snack

C#m
I said that it was my brother Jack

Dm                         E7      Am
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days

G#m
I've lived with that guilt

C#m
All of my life

Dm
And the terrible vision

E7          Am
That I had that night
(spoken) N.C. No! Please, I don't wanna go back! [Chorus] [MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Down, down thy soul is cast

C#m
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell

Dm
The path of fire leads thee to

E7              Am
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

G#m
Welcome back to

C#m
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Dm
You are having

E7               Am
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now
[Verse 2] [ELDER PRICE]
G#m
And now I've gone and done it again!
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Rectus! [ELDER PRICE]
C#m
I've committed another awful sin!
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Dominus! [ELDER PRICE]
Dm
I left my mission companion

E7   Am
All alone
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Spookytus! [ELDER PRICE]
G#m
Oh God, how could I have done this to you?
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Deus! [ELDER PRICE]
C#m
How could I break rule seventy-two?
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Creepyus! [ELDER PRICE]
Dm
And now my soul hath just been thrown

E7                   Am
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[Chorus] [MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Down, down to Satan's realm!

C#m
See where you belong!

Dm
There is nothing you can do!

E7
No escape from

Am
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[Verse 3] [JESUS, spoken]
 G#m                                  C#m         Dm                         E7
You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion? You're a DICK!
[ELDER PRICE, spoken]
 Am
Jesus, I'm sorry!
[MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Jesus hates you, this we know!

C#m
For Jesus just told you so!
[SKELETON 1] N.C. You remember Lucifer! [SKELETON 2] N.C. He is even spookier! [SATAN]
G#m
Minions of Hades

C#m
Have you heard the news?

Dm
Kevin was caught playing hooky!

E7
Now he's back

Am
With all you Cath'lics and Jews

 Dm        E7        Am
It's super spooky-wooky!
[ELDER PRICE]
G#m
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me

C#m
To break the rules, please

Dm
I don't wanna be in this

E7             Am
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
[MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

C#m
Genghis Khan

Dm
Jeffrey Dahmer

E7
Hitler

Am
Johnnie Cochran!

G#m                 C#m
The spirits all surround you

Dm       E7      Am
Spooky spooky spooky!
[ADOLF HITLER]
G#m
I started a war, and killed millions of Jews!
[GENGHIS KHAN]
C#m
I slaughtered the Chinese!
[JEFFREY DAHMER]
Dm
I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!
[JOHNNIE COCHRAN]
E7            Am
I got O.J. freed!
[ELDER PRICE]
G#m
You think that's bad?

C#m
I broke rule seventy-two!
[HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN] N.C. Oh? [ELDER PRICE]
G#m
I left my companion!

C#m
I'm way worse than you!

Dm           E7             Am
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[MINIONS OF HELL] N.C. Spooky Mormon Hell Dream [GENGHIS KHAN] N.C. Ah..... [ELDER PRICE, spoken] N.C. Oh, Heavenly Father! P-please, give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again! (sung) N.C. I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! [Chorus] [MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Welcome, welcome

C#m
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Dm
You are never waking up

E7                   Am
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
[ELDER PRICE, spoken] N.C. Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up! N.C. Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! [MINIONS OF HELL]
G#m
Down, down thy soul is cast

C#m
From the Earth henceforth ye fell

Dm
This must be it, you must be there

E7
You must be in

                    Am
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!