Misc Musicals – The Art Of Pleasing Princes Title Song (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
     G
See, darling, you could sit there bored as hell
With those two-faced nobles treading on your toes
             C                          D      G
Or you could take a chance on a night of dark romance

              A7                              D
Where you'll learn the only thing a courtier knows:
[Chorus]
         G
It’s the art of pleasing princes

        G7
That's all life has to be

        C
I'm an expert at the practice since

     D
The prince who’s pleased is me!

  C                   G
I live for praise in a golden haze

   C               G
Of sex and borrowed time

  Am             C
Before my father ends my days

     D
Each night should be sublime!
[Interlude] G G7 C D C G C G Am C D [Verse 2]
         G        G/D        G
When you live your life on the edge of a knife

  Em
A pawn in your father's grand plan

    C                      G
You drown your spite in hedonistic delight

    A7                            D
And take the edge off any way you can
[Chorus]
         G
It's the art of pleasing princes

         G7
He's so dangerous and brooding!

C
All the courtiers fall

            D                D7
For the sly charm that he's exuding!

  C             G
Seditious lords adore me

       C         G
And do anything I say

    Am              C
The church and king abhor me

      D
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
[Bridge] N.C. He's for:
   G
Composers who hate writing nothing but hymns

   Gm
Artists who want to paint long, naked limbs

C
Socialites stuck in the muck of bureaucracy

D                            D7
Scholars whose studies might shake the theocracy

Gm
Though he would never get up before noon
And he drinks his liquor from a golden spoon
          Cm
Though he might be too flighty to be a good king

     D                                         D7
He's apt to get distracted by his newest fling

          C                          G
Still, despite all his flaws he’s the best chance we’ve got

        A               A7            D
So the art of pleasing princes is our sycophantic lot
[Chorus]
         G
It's the art of pleasing princes

          G7
When it’s difficult to tell

     C
If tomorrow you'll be mince, it's nice

   D
To know you'll go to hell!

     C                   G
In a court of schemes and spies

        C           G
Why not toady to the best

           Am                C
‘cause bad princes make good allies

    D                    G
And love is all that I request!

     D                 D7      G
Yes, love is all that (we/I) request!