Misc Musicals – The Addams Family Musical - What If (Guitar)

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[Intro] D A G D A G [Pugsley]

D          A      Bm         A    D  A
What if she never tortures me  anymore?

G           Asus4
How would I manage?

D          A      Bm             A
What if she never nails my tongue

       F#m        A  Bm Bm/A
To the bathroom floor?

            Em    Gm7   C#m7
What if she walks   a - way

           F#m F# Bm7 Bm/A
Leaving me a - ok

            C     Asus4
Hiding each power tool

              Gm            D
Why would she be so cruel?

G       A           D
I could stab my arm myself

      Bm             Em7
Could rip my tonsils out

      A      G    Am7     D7
Could set my hair aflame

G       Asus4 A            Fm7
I could spray my eyes with mace

    Bm7                Cdim C
But face the fact, without  her

                   Asus4     A
It wouldn't be the same...

[Pugsley] (spoken)

                       D            A                   Bm
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person

                  A                  G
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples

N.C. What would you give her? [Grandma] (spoken)

Bm       A                 G
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

[Pugsley] (spoken)

Bm                          A           G#m                                      C#m
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

[Grandma] (spoken)

       B         A#m
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love

[Instrumental] Cm Cm Cm [Pugsley]

Cm             Fm7   Ab7 Ddim
Wednesday will drink and then

             Gm   Gm/Ab Cm
She'll be herself   a - gain

Ab7              Eb  Fm
Lucas will leave her be

           Gm G7   Cm Cm/B
So she can torture me

              Db        Absus4
Just like she always did

                     Abm          Eb  Bb Ab Bb
'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid

B Db Eb