Misc Musicals – Spies Are Forever - Not So Bad (Guitar)

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[INTRO]

F#7
(Baron Von Nazi)

     B
Ever since the Second World War

          F#
It's like everybody's still so sore

E          B
After what happened

G#m7                   C#7
But don't judge a book just on its looks

F#7add11            F#7
The inside must be examined

            B
Sure, we've made some mistakes

     F#
From small ones to great

        E                       B
But did everyone have to get so mad?

G#m7               C#7
Here's my verdict: no one's perfect

            F#7              B7
Perhaps the Nazi's aren't so bad...

[VERSE 1] (Baron Von Nazi)

       E
People say we got a bit lost

         C#7
With the whole holocaust

        F#m7              B
But the Nazi's are not so bad!

     F#m7
They made such a fuss

    C#7
But they don't know us

    F#m7              E7
The Nazi's are not so bad!

           A
We love to laugh and smile

G#7
We love to shout 'SIEG HEIL'!

    C#m7        F#7
But no one understands

          C#m7             D#m7
We've got style, we've got grace

              E7     F#7
We've got the master race

F#m7       B7     E      G7
Nazi's are not so bad!

[VERSE 2] (Baron Von Nazi)

       F
Nobody seemed to pout

          D7
When they ate a Saurkraut

Gm7                          C7
Still they turned around and tanked us

       Gm7
We did all we could do

    D7
To eliminate the Jew

Gm7             F7
But nobody ever thanked us

      Dm7
So we never got the glory

    A7/C#
And you rewrote the story

      Dm7                          G7
And I feel it from my weener to my schnitzel!

F7              Gm7
Once you get to know us

D7            F#m7/A
We're not so atrocious- HEY!

Bbm7       C7     F
Nazi's are not so evil!

                                            C#7
(Spoken) In fact the Nazi's are quite good! HENCHMEEEN!

[VERSE 3] (Woman #1)

    C#7
I'm Gretel!

(Man #1)

    D7
I'm Hanz!

(Woman #2)

    D#m7
I'm Heidi!

(Man #2)

    E7
I'm Werner Von Braun!

(Gretel)

    F#
The first road to drive upon

    F#
Was created by Nazi's- the Autobahn!

(Hanz)

C#7
It's unhealthy, all your choking

    C#7
The Nazi's are very anti-smoking!

(Heidi)

    F#
The father of rockets was a Nazi too!

(Werner Von Braun)

F#7
I changed the world! What did you do?

(All henchmen)

B              C#
Volkswagen and Hugo Boss

D#m7                 C#7/F
Adidas, Puma and the Swastika

F#/C# C# D#m/C# C#7 F#/C#
Nazi's aren't so bad!

F#/C# C# D#m/C# C#7 F#/C#
We're not so bad!

F#/C# C# D#m/C# C#7
We're not so-

(Curt) N.C. (Spoken) What about genocide? (Baron Von Nazi) N.C. (Spoken) Shut up! [VERSE 4] (Baron Von Nazi)

           F#
When I was just a boy

D#7 F# F7 (Sound Of Music) I was filled with youth and joy

B                   C#7
In the mountains of Germany...

  G#m7
I felt the Nazi fervour

       D#7
Oh, to be just like mein Führer!

G#m7                         F#7
Spreading world peace and conformity

            B7
But now I'm all grown up

         Bb7
And it's all F*CKED UP!

         D#m7               G#7
Hitler's gone and I'm oh-so-sad...

N.C. S- Sieg Heil... (Heidi) N.C. But sir, now it's in your hands (All henchmen)

    F#            Bb7
The Nazi's have a second chance!

(Baron Von Nazi) N.C. (Spoken) Oh, you guys... See, Mega?

    G#m7       C#7    F#
The Nazi's are not so bad!

      D7
Let's dance!

[BRIDGE] G E7 Am7 D7 Am7 E7 Am7 G7 C7 B7 Em7 A7 G E7 Am7 D7 G D#7 G# F7 Bbm7 D#7 F#7 F7 Bbm7 D#7 (Baron Von Nazi) (Continuously: D# (Base note only)) Okay, okay, okay, okay... Now when I say 'Nazi', you say 'Party' Nazi (All henchmen: PARTY!) Nazi (All henchmen: PARTY!) When I say 'Sieg', you say 'Heil' Sieg (All henchmen: HEIL!) Sieg (All henchmen: HEIL!) Wooh! This is a Nazi Party! Okay! Now, say it with me: Nazi's are not so bad! Nazi's are not so bad! (All henchmen + Von Nazi:) Nazi's are not so bad! Nazi's are not so bad! (Only public) Nazi's are not so bad! (Curt) (Spoken) WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! [VERSE 5] (Baron Von Nazi {+ Henchmen})

           F#                    D#7
We've been victimised, but HEY!, we're alright!

{Oooohhh}

    G#m7              C#7
The Nazi's are not so bad!

{The Nazi's are not so bad!}

       G#m7
People say we're lame

{Oooohhh}

    D#7
And call us names

    G#m7              F#7
The Nazi's are not so bad!

{The Nazi's are not so bad!}

B7                Bb7   D#m7   G#7
Nazi's are not so bad...

{Nazi's are not so bad...} {Nazi's are not so bad...} {Nazi's are not so bad...}

C# F#/C# B/C# D#m/C# C#
Nazi's aren't so bad...

{Nazi's aren't so bad...}

F#/C# B/C# D#m/C# C# F#/C# B/C# D#m/C# C# F#/C# B/C# D#m/C# C#7
{We're not so bad, we're not so bad, we're not so bad...}

N.C. (Spoken) So did I convince you, or what? N.C. Sieg Heil...

      F#
{Sieg Heil!}