Misc Musicals – Something Rotten - Make An Omelette (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
A# A#dim7 A# G7
N.C.
Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
B5 Em B5 Em
[Verse 1]
B5 Em There's something rotten B5 Em There's something rotten Em B5 E You can smell it you can tell there's something rotten Am C Now the kingdom is shot, and it's all gone to pot B5 B5/A# Em Heaven help us there is something rotten
[Break]
Dm
Bm7 E7 C#m7 My father newly dead and the funeral boiled eggs F# Now coldly furnished for the marriage table Bm Bm/E E7 Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one E Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean? Well, I'll tell you!
[Verse 2]
E E7 A The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons E E7 A A7 Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid F# F#7 Bm But when life has handed you some lemons E E7 C#m C#m/B Then hand it back a mug of lemonade A E My father said this to me F#m D N.C. That he did and then he blew me- A Esus A Away with wisdom simple and concise D E F#m He said, Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it Bm E A So heed this sound advice:
[Pre-Chorus]
A7 Em A7 You make wine from sour grapes F#5 B7 You got a flat pancake, hey! Call it a crêpe Em A7 C#5 D When life gives you eggs, make an ome-lette Em A7 You get cola from a nut F#5 B7 N.C. A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt Em A7 C#5 D C#5 D When life gives you eggs, make an ome-lette, omelette!
[Chrous]
Bm7 Gm7 D E7 The solution to your troubles is cheese and vegetables Em7 A And bacon, bacon! Omelette! Yeah! Em A7 When it looks like you should quit F#5 B7 Find another way of looking at it Em A7 When life gives you eggs, you gotta make that D Em A D Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, Omelette! D Em A D Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, Omelette!
[Break]
Cm7 F7 Dm7 G7 N.C. Omelette! Cm7 F7 Am A# Am A# Am A# Am A# Father!
A A#
[Chorus]
Gm7 Gm7/F# F C The solution to your troubles right here in River City D# F7 Shipoopi, Chicago, Omelette, yeah! Cm F7 When it looks like you should quit Dm7 G7 Find another way of looking at it Cm7 F F7 Dm7 G7 When life gives you eggs, just a great big bowl of eggs Cm7 F A A# A A# A A# When life gives you eggs you gotta make that omelette
[Instrumental]
Em7 A7 D D B5
Em7 A7 F#5 B7
Em7 A7 D7
Dm
[Break]
Dm7 A7 Dm7 Dm7 A7 Dm7 Crack, splat, psss. Crack, splat, psss, make an omelette Dm7 A7 Dm7 N.C. Crack, splat, psss, make an omelette (tap ) C#m C#/G# C#m C#/G# C#/F C7/E Dm/F Make an ome-lette, make an ome-lette, make an ome -lette now Dm How? First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan Dm C#5 Dm F Over medium heat and sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender Dm Add the ham pieces Dm D# Dm D# C#5 C5 D#m Make an omelette, make an omelette, make an ome-lette now E5 N.C. Turn off the heat E5 D5 C5 B5 Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet A5 B5 A5 G5 F#5 E5 Em7 So the in-side cooks right through
[Instrumental]
Em7 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 (Tap break)
Fm C C7 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5
F#m7 B7 C#7 F#7
[Break]
E5 Take that egg and beat it! No! Take that egg and beat it! No! E5 F5 F#5 G5 G#5 A5 N.C. You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it so D5 D5 C#5 D5 Dm Beat that egg, beat that egg, beat that egg Gm D7 And that's how you make an omelette D7 Gm That's how you make an omelette Gm D7 That's how you make an omelette D7 Gm That's how you make it D# F Dm7 Gm7 A7 And I am telling you I'm not gonna be an omelette no no, no, no A Esus Asus We really beat that omelette
[Pre-chorus]
Em You make wine from sour grapes Em7 You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe G G7 A When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette G# A# Take an egg and slap on by Gm7 C N.C. If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die Fm A# Gm7 C7 When life gives you eggs, just a great big bowl of eggs Fm A# When life gives you eggs you gotta make that D# Fm Gm G# Om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om, om-om-om A#7 For heaven's sakes!
[Outro]
D#5 It was white and yellow, and white and yellow A# And white and yellow, and white D5 D#5 Make an omelette!
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