Misc Musicals – Something Rotten - Hard To Be The Bard (Guitar)

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[Intro] G G7 G [Verse 1]
   G
My days are so busy, it's making me dizzy

        G
There's so much I gotta do

        G
There's lunches and meetings and poetry readings

    G
And endless interviews

      G
Gotta pose for a portrait and how I deplore

        G
Sittin' there for eternity

          G
Then it's off to the inn where my innkeeper friend

         G
Wants to name a drink after me
[Pre-Chorus]
          C
Then it's back to my room, where I resume

                         C7
My attempt to write a hit

     G
Just me and my beer and the terrible fear
N.C. That I might be losing it [Chorus]
         G
And it's hard (it's hard)

     G
It's hard (it's hard)

     G       A      D
It's really, really hard

   D     B/D# Em
So very, very hard

  C                     Cm
I make it look easy but honey, believe me

     G          Gsus4
It's hard (it's hard)

     G          Gsus4
It's hard (it's hard)

     G    A        D
It's so incredibly hard

   D    B/D#      Em           C
So inconceivably, unbelievably hard
N.C. G G* It's hard to be the bard
        G              G*
Honestly, I don't know how I do it.

G              G*               G         G*
  There's only so much of me to go around
[Verse 2]
         G
I've got so many fans with so many demands

      G
I can hardly go take a piss (he can't pee)

      G
Be it theater freak or the autograph-seeker

     G
They all want a piece of this (gimme, gimme)

       G
It's a cross that I bear, I'm like Jesus, I swear

       G
It's a burden but I suffer through it (he is suffering)

         G
It's all part of the game, the trappings of fame

    G
But somebody's gotta do it (so he does it)
[Pre-Chorus]
      C
And I know, I know, I gotta go

                              C7
And get back to my pen and ink

    G
Oh, don't make me do it, don't make me go through it
N.C. Can somebody get me a drink? [Chorus]
         G          Gsus4
And it's hard (it's hard)

     G          Gsus4
It's hard (it's hard)

     G       A      D
It's really, really hard

     D    B/D#     Em
It's sexy but it's hard

     C
This bar that I'm raising

   Cm
To be this amazing!

     G          Gsus4
It's hard (it's hard)

     G          Gsus4
It's hard (it's hard)

     G  A          D
It's so annoyingly hard

   D  B/D#      Em           C
So unavoidably, un-enjoyably hard
N.C. G G* It's hard to be the bard, baby!
   G                 G*
Ugh. I know writing made me famous,

G           G*           G            G*
But being famous is just so much more fun.
[Break]
              F      N.C.
You see, what people just don't understand

                    C
Is that writing's demanding

N.C.                                 G   Gsus4
It's mentally challenging and it's a bore

            G    Gsus4
It's such a chore

            G           Gsus4
To sit in a room by yourself

      G           Gsus4
Oh my god, I just hate it!

F N.C.                         F7      C
  And you're trying to find an opening line

N.C.                                      G
Or a brilliant idea and you're pacing the floor

    Gsus4     G Gus4   G        Gsus4     G      G7
And hoping for  just a bit of divine intervention

     F                       E
That one little nugget, that one little spark

     Am                          D
Then Eureka! You find it, you're ready to start

   A5  N.C.
So now you can write, right? Wrong!

       G                   G#m
You're not even close, you remember that, damn it

     A5                 D
Your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter!

       A5                         E5
So you write down a word but it's not the right word

       A5                     E5
So you try a new word but you hate the new word

        A5                       E5
And you need a good word but you can't find the word

    A5                       E5
Oh, where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it?
N.C. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-ah-ha-ha— N.C Sir? Halloou!
C                 C7                     C                     C7
  You asked for information on what Nicholas Bottom is writing.

                         C   C7
Our spy is here with the news

                        C           C7
Did he see me losing it?  He's half blind, sir

    C                                 C7
Oh, good. Then he only saw half of it.  You see what I did?

C          C7
   (Ha, ha)
Oh, yes, yes, yes, wonderful, ha ha
C             C7
  Speak, man. What news?

  C                  C7             G                 G*
I saw Nick Bottom, I did. He paid a soothsayer to foresee

                       G                 G*
What Shakespeare's greatest play would be

     G                   G*               G                         G*
That sneaky little thief!  Why doesn't he come up with his own ideas!?

     G7
It's hard. No, it is, isn't it?

                            G7
It's really the worst (it's hard)

                                                       G
Makes me wonder why I didn't think of that first (it's hard)

                                               G7
Hard to alleviate the pressure to create (it's hard)

                                    D7
Hard to do something as good as the last thing I did that was already great!
[Chorus]
      G                                  G        A        D
(It's hard)          (so hard that he is stealing from the bard)
It's hard!
          D         B/D#      Em
Well I'll hoist him by  his petard

C                    G
All that I need is a clever disguise (clever disguise)

A5                        Cm                    Em
I'll make him pay for his devious lies (devious lies!)

                   G
Let him do all the tedious stuff

    D           B/D#     Em             C
The work that's terribly and unbearably hard (oh, hard)
[Break]
C7
  All right, Nick Bottom. I think Shakespeare needs to find out

                   D7
What Shakespeare's next big hit will be!
[Chorus]
            G                              Gsus4
'Cause it's hard! (it's hard, it's totally hard)

     G                              Gsus4
It's hard! (it's hard, it's totally hard)

     G                              Gsus4
It's hard! (it's hard, it's totally hard)
N.C. Fortune and fame, everyone knows my name
N.C.                                       G
I can't help it, it's still freaking hard.