Misc Musicals – Shrek The Musical - Story Of My Life (Guitar)

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Gm E/A Am Pinocchio: (Speaking):
Am          E7sus4/B    E7
Life is disappointing

Am            E7sus4/B
Woe is what I know
(Singing):
C7              F D7                     Gm
Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes

E7                      A
  For poor Pinocchio!

Bm          F#m   Bm               F#m
Story of my life, always doomed to fail,

A7           D
Cheated by a fox, 

C#7            F#m
Swallowed by a whale.

D           E7               A  C#7/G# F#7
 That’s the story of my life,    oh    yeah

D           E7               D7    A
 That’s the story of my life.
Elf: (Yelling):
Am              E7sus4/B    E7
Strife is never ending
Peter Pan:
Am
Banished!

         E7sus4/B    E7
From the town
Ugly Duckling:
C7                       Fm
They dragged my from the pond
Godmother:
    D7             Gm
The broke my magic wand
Three Little Pigs:
E7                              F#7  Eadd2/G#  Am6  F#7/A#
  They blew our condos down!
Wicked Witch:
Bm             F#7sus4/C#    F#7
Life, is but a witch hunt
Mama Bear:
Bm                      F#7sus4/C#    F#7
Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress
Gnome:
     D7           Gm
They ridiculed my hat
Pigs:
    E7                Am
Zey said zat vee vere fat!
Wolf:
     F#7
They tore my cott’n granny dress

                                     B7  Aadd2/C#  Dm6  B7/D#
And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess
All:
Bm          F#m   Bm              F#m
Story of my life, booted from the ball

A7         D
Told to go away
Humpty Dumpty:
C#7           F#m
Toppled off a wall
All:
D           E7                 A  F#7
 That’s the story of my life
Rabbit:
D           Esus4              A  C#7
 That’s the story of my life
All:
D           E               D7  A
 That’s the story of my life
(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned) Cm/G Ddim/G Cm/G Ddim/G G7 C#m G#7 All:
C#m                        F#m  C#7/G# F#m
I always dreamed I’d get a hap - py    ending
Witch:
C#7                  F#m            F#7
And this right here, not how it goes!
All:
Eb7                         Abm Ebm/G Abm/Cb  Abm
I always dreamed I’d get an ev - er   aft - er,

Eb7                     Abm
 If this is it, it blows!

        Gb7
It blows!

        B
It blows!
Pinocchio: (Yelling): This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana! Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# All:
Cm          Gm    Cm             Gm
Story of my life, all the wasted prayers

Fm7     Bb7    Ebmaj7  A7
All the broken dreams,
Three Bears:
D7             Gm
All the broken chairs
All:
G7             Cm
All the damage done
Bears:
A              Dm
All the busted beds
All:
B7                Em
All the shattered bowls
Bears:
D7                      G
And the porridge on our heads
All:
Eb          F7               Bb D7/A G7
 That’s the story of my life,   yes  sir

Eb          F7
 That’s the story of my life

Bb Fm6/Ab G7
    Oy    Vey!

Cm7           F7          Gm  Ebm  Gm  Ebm  Bb
   That’s the story of my                   life!
Pinocchio: Crap!