Misc Musicals – Parody Epstein Files The Sound Of Music - Edelweiss (Guitar)

G         D       G      C
  Epstein files, Epstein files,

G       Em              Am   D
  Please expose them completely,

G       D     G      C
Your denial's out of style,

G           D         G
Now you're coming off weakly.

D                         G
What’s in them so heinous you can’t show?

C            A        D
Prove you're no transgress--sor.

G       D      C      Cm
Epstein files, Epstein files,

G        D           G
Yes, they'll haunt you forever.

G         D       G      C
Epstein files, Epstein files,

G       Em              Am   D
Donald’s subject to blackmail

G       D     G      C
Each detail could derail, so

G           D         G
He sent Maxwell to slacks jail

D                         G
Dozens of pedophiles hide behind

C    A       D
Documents unsightly

G       D      C      Cm
Epstein files, Epstein files,

G           D          G
There we'll find their I Ds

G         D       G      C
Epstein files, Epstein files,

G        Em            Am   D
now they fill a small room

G       D     G         C
But in time, they’ll be gone,

G      D         G
buried under the ballroom

D                            G
Don’s torn the White House’s left wing down,

C     A      D
in a fit so callous

G   D      C      Cm
To create, out of hate,

G             D     G
Trumpville’s Golden Palace

G         D       G      C
  Epstein files, Epstein files,

G       Em              Am   D
  Please expose them completely,

G       D     G      C
Your denial's out of style,

G           D         G
Now you're coming off weakly.

D                         G
What’s in them so heinous you can’t show?

C            A        D
Prove you're no transgress--sor.

G       D      C      Cm
Epstein files, Epstein files,

G        D           G
May they haunt you forever.