Misc Musicals – Little Shop Of Horrors - Mushnik And Son (Guitar)

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[MUSHNIK, spoken] N.C. Seymour? [SEYMOUR, spoken] N.C. Sir? [MUSHNIK]
                            Dm
How would you like to be my son?

                                Eb
How would you like to be my own adopted boy?

                       Gm
I never liked him much before

                                 A
But count the cash that's in the drawer

                                 D
I've got no choice. I'm much too poor
(spoken) N.C. Say yes [SEYMOUR, spoken] N.C. What for? [MUSHNIK]
           Bb      A       Dm
Seymour, I want to be your dad

                           Eb
I want to see you climbing up my family tree

                           Gm
I used to think you left a stench

                            A7
but now I see that you're a mench

                       Dm
so I'm proposing be my son!

            Dm          E7
Mushnik and Son. Sounds great?

      A7                     Dm
Three words with the ring of fate

   Am                C         F
So say you'll incorporate with me

A           Dm         E7
A florist's dream come true

    A                    Dm
Mushnik and his boychik, you

     Bb                    E A Dm
What business we'll do for F.T.D.

Dm
How bout' it, Seymour? Be my son!

Bb                             Eb
Just say the word, I'll get my lawyer on the phone!
[SEYMOUR]
                           Gm
Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash

                           Am
You always said that I was trash.
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Oh I was joking [SEYMOUR]
         D
Sir, I'm choking!
[MUSHNIK]
          Bb                        A
Scuse the physical expression of my pride

       D              C              Bb            A
Of the sweet paternal mishegoss I've held pent-up--insi-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ide!
[SEYMOUR]
Gm
Gee
[MUSHNIK] N.C. So? [SEYMOUR]
Dm
Well
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Well? [SEYMOUR]
E7
I-
[MUSHNIK]
A
You?

D            C
Go ahead and say it, Seymour

                 A
Tell me that you will
[SEYMOUR]
Dm              C
Gee, I'd really like to, but-
[MUSHNIK]
Bb                  A
I'll hold my breath until-
[SEYMOUR]
                            Dm
Okay, you win, I'll be your son!
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Hooray, I win! He'll be my son! [SEYMOUR]
                             Eb
Draw up the papers, dad. I'm touched, I really am

                        Em
And someday when you're eighty-three

             Gm
I'll let you come move in with me
[MUSHNIK]
A7
You swear?
[SEYMOUR] N.C. I promise! [MUSHNIK]
       Dm
What a son!
[Instrumental] Dm E7 A Dm Bb C F A Dm Bb Eb [MUSHNIK, SEYMOUR]
                           Em
In trouble sickness and in health

                                    A
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer [SEYMOUR]
        D
Call me son
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Son! [SEYMOUR]
Bb7
Son!
[BOTH]
          Ebm         F7
Mushnik & Son. That's that
[SEYMOUR]
    Bb              Ebm
Officially I'm your brat
[MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]
   B                C#         F#
Consider the matter closed and done

           D#m         F7
Now to the world let's stick

    A#                D#m
Our Senior and Junior shtick
[BOTH]
        B
Through thin and through thick
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Hey! [BOTH]
        A#
Through sloppy and slick
[SEYMOUR]
A#
So come kiss me quick
[MUSHNIK] N.C. Please, don't make me sick [BOTH]
    A#    D#m
Mushnik & Son!
[Outro] A# D#m