Misc Musicals – Little Shop Of Horrors - I Found A Hobby (Guitar)

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It started when,

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a lad of 10

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I told my friends

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"I'll meet 'ya,

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at 'Dr. Blood's Revenge'"

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which was

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a gruesome

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horror feature.

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the awesome torture chamber in that flick,

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I found I got a hard-on,

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while the other kids got sick.

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I found a hobby.

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I found a hobby.

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out in the lobby,

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I went insane.

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A voice inside me,

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said, "Kid you love it,

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I think you're into

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By 13 years

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about bondage and submission

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gave illustrated lectures on

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the Spanish Inquisition.

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Some boys take dirty books to the jon

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and give themselves a whack.

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I did the same with lithographs,

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of thumbscrews and the rack.

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  At 22

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the time came due

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to choose a life's profession.

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I struggled hard to think of one

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in line with mine obsession.

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I could have been a boxer

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or lawyer, yeah, I guess.

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But no one causes suffering

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like a licensed D.D.S.

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And now my hobby

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ain't just my hobby,

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no, its-a my job to make

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the patients shake with fear.

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What started out as

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a secret pastime

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is now my hobby....

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and my career.