Misc Musicals – Little Shop Of Horrors - Dentist (Guitar)

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[Intro] C5 D5 F C5 D5 F [Chorus] [ORIN]
                                          Gm
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,

                                   F
My mama noticed funny things I did,

                                    Gm
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

                                        A
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

                        F                F A5 Bb
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

                        C
That's when my mama said
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
                 C     
What did she say?
[Pre-Chrous] [ORIN]
              C    Bb G     F   C
She said, "My boy, I  think someday

       G        C
You'll find a way

             C
To make your natural tendencies pay
[Chrous]
            F      F/E   Dm
You'll be a dentist

           Bb         G              C
You have a talent for causin' things pain

          F      F/E   Dm
Son, be a dentist

            Gm                C
People will pay you to be inhumane

     Gm                           C
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

    Am7                           D7
And teaching would suit you still less

          Gm      C
Son, be a dentist

            F
You'll be a success
[Break] C5 D5 F [Verse] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
                                           Gm
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!

                                       F 
Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god!

                                                Gm
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

Gm                                                  
  Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[PATIENT]
        A                   F
Oh that hurts! Wait I'm not numb!
[ORIN]
         Bb                    C
Ah, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
[Chorus] [PATIENT]
D            G            G/F# Em
   I am your dentist  Goodness gracious!
[ORIN] [CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON]
      Am7                     D        N.C.
And I enjoy the career that I picked  (Really love it)
[ORIN]
          G        G/F# Em
I am your dentist
[ORIN] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
      Am7                     D7      N.C.
And I get off on the pain I inflict  (Really love it)
[ORIN] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Am                      D
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Ooh bicuspid)
[ORIN]
Bm                                 E          Am
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
[Bridge]
              Cm
And though it may cause my patients distress,

G                       Eb
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me

Em                      Fm7                G
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me

         G
Oh, mama
[Outro]
             Am      D               G
'Cause I'm a dentist   and a success

    G
Say ah!
[PATIENT]
G
Ah!
[ORIN]
    G
Say ah!
[PATIENT]
G
Ah!!
[ORIN]
    G
Say ah!
[PATIENT]
G
Ah!!!
[ORIN]
         F5 F#5
Now spit!