Misc Musicals – High Fidelity - I Slept With Someone Who Handled Kurt Cobains Intervention (Guitar)

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I slept with someone

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who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention.

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He taught me all these tantric moves

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And he's really good at frenchin'!

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He's vibrant and creative

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And makes salads that have flowers.

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He slathers me in oils and massages me for hours...

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and hours...and hours.

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He's caring and supportive,

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And gives me his full attention.

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I slept with someone

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Who handled a dead rock star's intervention.

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Finally, a grown-up

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Who always pays his bills.

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He's got insurance, self-assurance, marketable skills.

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He's not like all the others,

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Only one thing on the brain

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But if I had my druthers I'd have slept with Kurt Cobain.

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I slept with someone who handled

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Kurt Cobain's intervention.

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A fact which all too often,

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he's all too glad to mention.

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And what is there to brag about?

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I wouldn't go and shout it

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Cause it really didn't go so well

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When you thjink about it

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But I won't think about it

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Or why my jaw keeps clenchin'

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Or the fact that when he's mounting me

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I    feel this mountain tension!

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I slept with someone

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who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention.