Misc Musicals – Heathers The Musical - Youre Welcome (Guitar)

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[KURT, spoken] Aw, you can't just leave... [RAM, spoken]
C#5
Not when you're dressed like that...
[VERONICA, spoken] Dressed like what? This is what I always wear [KURT, spoken] Yeah and it's torture! [RAM, spoken]
                         F#5                        C#5
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?
[VERONICA] Dear Diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far... They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
      E5
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese [KURT]
C#5
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool [RAM] Just trying to say in our friendly way That you’ve gotten hotter like every day [KURT] OW!! [RAM]
D#5
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk [KURT]
      G#5
There is no lie, that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause [RAM AND KURT]
A5             E5
Once, you were geeky and nerdy

F#5                C#5
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty
[KURT]
A5                   E5
You were nothing and nobody..
[RAM]
       F#5
...but now you’re good enough to
[KURT/RAM]
G#5
Get with me! HUH!

       C#5           E5
You’re welcome, look where you are

       F#5                   A5
You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!

       C#5
You’re welcome
[RAM]
      E5
Baby, what's that smell?
[KURT]
F#5
That's the smell of me lovin' you well
[BOTH] You're welcome! [They both "beat-box"] [VERONICA] This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair [RAM]
D#5
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt? [KURT]
            G#5
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed! [KURT/RAM]
      A5             E5
Cause once, you were grody and grotty
[RAM]
F#5
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!
[KURT/RAM]
A5             E5
Stroke my fur, make me purr-
[KURT]
F#5
Hey! You wanted to be
[KURT/RAM]
G#5
Popular!
[KURT] Hit me! [RAM] HUH! [BOTH]
       C#5           E5
You’re welcome, look where you are

       F#5                    A5
You’re welcome, come get your football star

       C#5
You’re welcome
[RAM]
       E5
You've joined the pros!
[KURT]
F#5
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze" [RAM]
       A5                         G#5
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
[KURT]
           F#5        C#5
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!
[VERONICA]
  C#5
I got one last chance to save my ass

         F#5                    G#5
What was that move from my self-defence class?
[RAM]
                A5
I’ll steal your heart like a thief

          G#5
Bring you sweet relief
[KURT]
        C#5
Call me Wendy cause you never wonder
[KURT/RAM] ‘Where’s the beef?’ [VERONICA]
          D#5
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
     F#5
Stay friendly

             A5                     G#5
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
[KURT]
             F#5
Ah! This mud stinks!
[RAM]
     G#5
Ugh, gross!
[VERONICA]
       C#5
You’re welcome...
[KURT]
        E5
Back up fool, you reek!
[VERONICA]
       F#5
You’re welcome...
[RAM]
                       A5
Well, you smell like a sewage leak
[VERONICA]
       C#5
You’re welcome...
[KURT] Wait, dude
    E5
I'm pretty sure

F#5
This ain't mud- it's
[KURT/RAM]
A5
COW MANURE!
[VERONICA]
       D5
You’re welcome!
[KURT/RAM]
         F5
Ah, it's everywhere!
[VERONICA]
       G5
You’re welcome
[KURT/RAM]
              A5
Hold on, it's in my hair!
[VERONICA]
       D5
You’re well-
[KURT/RAM] Hey, girl
    F5
Now let's not dwell

       G5
On the smell
You can tell
      A#5                 D5
I can still be lovin' you well!
[VERONICA] Swell! [KURT/RAM]
    F5                 G5
No, I'll be lovin' her well!
[VERONICA] See you in Hell! [KURT/RAM]
    A#5
No, I'll be lovin' her well!

    D5
No, I'll be-
I'll be-
F5
I'll be-
I'll be-
G5                          A#5
Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well!

       D5
You're welcome!
You're welcome! [ALL] You're welcome!