Misc Musicals – Heathers The Musical - Candy Store (Ukulele)
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[Intro]
N.C.
Are we gonna have a problem
N.C.
You got a bone to pick
N.C.
You've come so far
N.C.
Why now are you pulling on my dick
N.C.
I'd normally slap your face off
N.C.
And everyone here could watch
N.C.
But I'm feeling nice
N.C.
Here's some advice
Listen up biotch
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[Verse 1]
Am I like Am Lookin' hot C G Buying stuff they cannot Am I like Am Drinkin' hard C G Maxin' Dad's credit card Am I like Am Skippin' gym C Scaring her G Screwing him Am I like Am Killer clothes C G Kickin' nerds in the nose Am G If you lack the balls Em You can go play dolls G Let your mommy fix you a snack Am Woah! Am G Or you could come smoke Em Pound some rum and coke G In my Porsche with the quarterback
[Chorus]
Am Woah Woah Woah Am C G Honey whatchu waitin' for F G Welcome to my candy store Am It's time for you to prove F G You're not a loser anymore G Am Then step into my candy store
[Verse 2]
Am Guys fall Am At your feet C Pay the check G Help you cheat Am All you Am Have to do C G Say goodbye to Shamu Am That freak's Am Not your friend C G I can tell in the end Am If she Am Had your shot C G She would leave you to rot Am G Course if you don't care Em Fine! Go braid her hair G Maybe Sesame Street is on Am Woah! Am G Or forget that creep Em And get in my jeep G Let's go tear up someone's lawn
[Chorus]
Am Woah Woah Woah Am C G Honey whatchu waitin' for F G Welcome to my candy store Am You've just gotta prove F G You're not a pussy anymore G Am Then step into my candy store
[Bridge]
G You can join the team D Or you can bitch and moan C You can live the dream D Or you can die alone G You can fly with eagles D Or if you prefer C Keep on testing me D And end up like her Am Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me Am Color me stoked! Am I’m so happy! Am Woah! Am Woah! Am C Honey whatchu waiting fo G SHUT UP HEATHER G F G Step into my candy store C Time for you to prove F G You're not a lame ass anymore G Am Then step into my candy store C It's my candy store Am It's my candy C It's my candy store Am It's my candy C It's my candy store Am C Am It's my candy sto-ore