Misc Musicals – Heathers The Musical - Blue (Guitar)
Key
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Versions
(2)
Guitar Intro Tab
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Chords
[Intro]
N.C.
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
A C#7 Dmaj7 Eww. You got a left hand: Use it. Dmaj7/E A Don't talk mean like that. C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E You'll hurt their feelings.
[Verse 1]
A C#7 Dmaj7 You make my balls so blue. Dmaj7/E You hurt them badly. A C#7 Dmaj7 You make my balls so blue. Dmaj7/E They're hangin' sadly. A C#7/G# F#m F#m6 Bm7 What did they do to you that you hate them so? D/E N.C. Dmaj7/E Don't run from me -- They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!
[Verse 2]
A C#7 Dmaj7 They long for your embrace! Dmaj7/E They're warm like mittens! A C#7 Dmaj7 They'll curl up on your face Dmaj7/E and purr like kittens! A C#7/G# F#m F#m6 Bm7 You make my balls so blue! Just look at them glow... D/E N.C. (Dmaj7/E) A They're beggin' you! Don't make my balls so blue.
[Interlude]
C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E A Heather? Heather? Open the door. Oh no, oh no no no! C#7 Dmaj7 Dmaj7/E Open the door! Oh no, oh no no no! A C#7/G# F#m F#m6 You make my balls so blue, so please say hello! Bm7 Hold 'em! Enfold 'em, and never let go!
[Bridge]
D Once you were geeky and nerdy, B7/D# But they knew you're dirty. A6/E You've set them on fire, F#m6 Bm7b5 Whatever you require they'll do! D/E Eb/F So take 'em home to meet your parents!
[Verse 3]
Bb D7 Ebmaj7 Ebmaj7/F They'll wear a suit and tie, and a fancy collar! Bb D Ebmaj7 N.C. (Ebmaj7/F) They'll sing a lullaby: La la la la la! Bb D7/A Gm Gm6 Please make these balls not blue, just for a while! Cm7 Eb/F N.C. Ebmaj7/F Can't wait till later, my pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!
[Interlude]
Eb Edim7 Look! Booze. Drink! Bb6/F Gm6 Thank you so much! Eb They will protect you. Fbdim7 Bb6/F Defend you. Respect you. Gm6 Cm11 E/F# Befriend you -- Like Winnie-the-Pooh! Emaj7/F# Baby, baby, baby they're so blue!
[Verse 4]
B D#7 Emaj7 My balls will work for you. Emaj7/F# They will obey ya! B D#7 Emaj7 They really need rescue!
N.C.
Like Princess Leia!
B D#7/A# G#m Baby, you gots to come thru! G#m6 G#m7 Teach them to smile! You got no clue F#7sus4 How much these two depend on you! Please help them through! G#7sus4 Db My balls are in your court!
[Outro]
F7 Gb Yeahhhhh! Gb/Ab Db You make my balls so blue! F Gb Ow! Ow! Gb/Ab Db You make my balls so blue! F Gb Good God! My balls! Gb/Ab Db You make my balls so blue! F7 Look it! Look it! Gb Look it! Look it! Gb/Ab You make my balls so blue! Db F7 Gb Please make their dreams come true, A/B B A/Ab B Db and make these balls not blue!