Misc Musicals – Heathers The Musical - Beautiful (Guitar)
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[VERONICA]
Cm
September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person.Ya know, I think there's good in everyone.
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb But here we are, first day of senior year! Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb I look around at all these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself: What happened?
[KIDS]
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!
[VERONICA]
Cm C7sus4 We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased.
[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!
[VERONICA]
C6sus Singing and clapping, Abmaj7/C laughing and napping,
baking cookies, eating paste.
[KIDS]
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!
[VERONICA]
Cm Then we got bigger. C7sus4 That was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading Rome - Sorry!
Am7#5/C Welcome to my school, Abmaj7/C This ain't no high school:
This is the Thunderdome.
Fm Db/F Hold your breath
and count the days,
Cm/Eb
we're graduating soon.[KIDS]
White trash!
[VERONICA]
Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7 College will be paradise G7sus4 Ab/G Gm7 Cm/G If I'm not dead by June! Abmaj9 Ebmaj9 But I know, I know, life can be beautiful. Abmaj9 Ebmaj9 Ebadd2 I pray, I pray for a better way. Ab/C Fm9/C If we changed back then, Eb7/Ab Ab we could change again. F7sus4 F7 G7sus4 We can be beautiful...
[HIPSTER DORK]
Ow!
[VERONICA]
Just not today.
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F Hey, are you okay?
[HIPSTER DORK]
F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb Get away, nerd.
[KIDS]
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!
[VERONICA]
Cm Things will get better C7sus4 soon as my letter
comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown.
Am7#5/C Wake from this coma, Abmaj9/C take my diploma,
N.C.
then I can blow this town.
Fm Db/F Dream of ivy-covered walls Ebmaj13 and smoky French cafes...
[RAM]
Watch it!
[VERONICA]
Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7 G7sus4 Ab/G Gm7 Cm/G Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!
[RAM]
G7
Ooooops.[VERONICA]
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker.
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK.
[RAM]
What did you say to me skank?
[VERONICA]
N.C.
... Nothing.
[VERONICA & KIDS]
Abmaj9 Ebadd2 But I know, I know, life can be beautiful. Fm11/Eb Ebmaj9 I pray, I pray for a better way. Cm7#5 Gm7#5/Bb We were kind before, Eb7/Ab Ab we can be kind once more. F7sus4 F7 G7sus4 We will be beautiful...
[VERONICA]
Agh!... Hey Martha.
[MARTHA]
Hey.
[VERONICA]
Cm Cm7 Abmaj7 Bb Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers.
[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7 We on for movie night?
[VERONICA]
Abmaj7 Bb Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail.
[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7 I rented "The Princess Bride."
[VERONICA]
Abmaj7 Bb Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?
[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7 Abmaj7 Bb What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
[KURT]
Cm Cm7 Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!
N.C.
Honnnnnk!
[VERONICA]
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team.
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Hey! Pick that up right now!
[KURT]
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
[VERONICA]
Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.
[KURT]
N.C. G7sus4
You have a zit right there.
[VERONICA]
N.C.
Dear diary:
Ebm6/Gb
Why...[HIPSTER DORK]
Bbm/F
Why do they hate me?[REPUBLICAN GIRL]
F7/Eb
Why don't I fight back?[KURT]
Bbm/Db Bbm Why do I act like such a creep?
[VERONICA]
Ebm6/Gb
Why...[MARTHA]
Bbm/F
Why won't he date me?[RAM]
F7/Eb
Why did I hit him?[STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING, & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]
Bbm/Db Bbm Why do I cry myself to sleep?
[VERONICA]
Abm6/B
Why?!...[KIDS]
Ebm/Bb Somebody hug me! Bb7/Ab Somebody fix me! Ebm/Gb Somebody save me! B7/F Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope here!
E7/Bb D5 Something to live for!
[Interlude]
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D
[KIDS]
D Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D Aah... Heather, Heather, and Heather...
[VERONICA]
Bbmaj7
Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all.[KIDS]
D Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D I love Heather, Heather, and Heather... Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather...
[VERONICA]
Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings.
[KIDS]
Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D I want Heather, Heather, and Heather...
[VERONICA]
Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.
And Heather Chandler. The Almighty.
[KIDS]
Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 I need Heather, Heather-
[VERONICA]
N.C.
She is a mythic bitch.
Fm Db/F Ebmaj9 They are solid Teflon - never bothered, never harassed. Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7 G7sus4 Ab/G I would give anything to be like that.
[HIPSTER DORK]
G7 Abmaj9 Ebmaj13 I'd like to be their boyfriend.
[KIDS]
That would be beautiful.
[STONER CHICK]
Abmaj9 Ebmaj7 If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!
[KIDS]
So beautiful!
[MARTHA]
Abmaj9/C Gm7#5/Bb Eb7/Ab I'd like them to be nicer.
[KIDS]
Ab
That would be beautiful.[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
F7sus4 F Cm7/F F7sus4 I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse
F N.C.
and leave her tied up for the rats!
[HEATHER DUKE]
Cm7 F/C F7sus4 F9 (vomits)
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Cm7 F/C F7sus4 F9 Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.
[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Cm7 F/C Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.
[HEATHER DUKE]
Cm7 F/C Yeah, Heather, Maybe I should.
[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Ah, Heather and Heather...and Heather.
C#m C#m7 F#/C# F#7sus4 F#9 Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class.
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
C#m C#m7 F#/C# Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her.
[MS. FLEMING]
F#7sus4 F#9 C#m C#m7 F#/C# Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention.
[VERONICA]
N.C.
Uh, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee.
[MS. FLEMING]
Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm Ebm F/Eb ... I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going.
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Dbmaj7 Bbm Ebm F/Eb This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?
[VERONICA]
Dbmaj7 Bbm Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon.
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Ebm F/Eb What boon?
[VERONICA]
Dbmaj7 Bbm Um, let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone... Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.
[HEATHER DUKE]
How about prescriptions?
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather.
[HEATHER DUKE]
F
Sorry, Heather.[HEATHER CHANDLER]
F F For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.
[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Fsus4 Fadd4 And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, Bb7sus/F Gbmaj13/F I'd have matching halves. That's very important.
[HEATHER DUKE]
Bb7sus/F Gbmaj13/F N.C.
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Gbmaj7 And ya know, ya know, ya know? Db This could be beautiful. Gbmaj7 Mascara, maybe some lip gloss, Db Dbsus and we're on our way. Gb/Bb Db/Ab Get this girl some blush; F/Gb Gb And Heather, I need your brush. Eb7sus4 Let's make her beautiful.
[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Let's make her beautiful...
[HEATHER DUKE]
Let's make her beautiful...
[HEATHER CHANDLER]
F7sus4
Make her beautiful!Okay?
[VERONICA]
Okay!
[KURT]
Ebm6/Gb Bbm/F Out of my way, geek!
[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
F7/Eb
I don't want trouble![RAM]
Bbm/Db Bbm You're gonna die at 3pm!
[REPUBLICAN GIRL & GOTH GIRL]
Ebm6/Gb Bbm/F F7/Eb Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!
[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
Bbm/Db Bbm What'd I ever do to them?
[KIDS]
Abm6/F Ebm/Bb Who could survive this? Bb7/Ab I can't escape this! Ebm/F F7sus4 I think I'm dying!
[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Who's that with Heather?
[KIDS]
Eb/Bb Gb/Bb Ebm6/Bb Whoa. Bb5 F/Bb Abmaj7/Bb Ebmaj7/Bb Heather, Heather, Heather...
[GOTH GIRL]
And someone!
[KIDS]
Bb5 F/Bb Abmaj7/Bb Eb/Bb Heather, Heather, Heather...
[PRINCIPAL, COACH, & MS. FLEMING]
Ebmaj7/Bb
And a babe![KIDS]
Bb5 F/Bb Abm/Bb Eb/Bb Heather, Heather, Heather...
[MARTHA]
N.C. F7sus4
Veronica?!
[KIDS]
Gb F Veronica? Gb F Veronica! Gb F7sus4 Veronica!!!
[VERONICA & KIDS]
Esus/A E And ya know, ya know, ya know, life can be beautiful. Esus/A E You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way! C#m7#5 G#m7#5/B Ask me how it feels E7/A A looking like hell on wheels... F#7sus4 My God, it's beautiful! F#7sus4 I might be beautiful! G#7sus4 And when you're beautiful... C# It's a beautiful frickin' day!
[KIDS]
G#/C# G#m/C# F#/C# C# Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! G#/C# G#m/C# F#/C# C#5 Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! A D#dim C#5 Veronica! A D#dim C#5 Veronica! A D#dim C#5 Veronica! C# VERONICA!