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[DOUG, spoken] Scene 3 The church on the hill The roof is made of dirty thatch In the corner, there is a large Bible And on this wall, there’s a velvet painting of Jesus... crying
G Dm  A
Monk, an evil man who hates God

Bb Dm
Sings to his henchman, Young Monk
Bb [BUD (as Monk)]
Dm
When I was a young monk

            A  Bb
I tended to my flock

  Dm
I prayed to Jesus, I helped the poor

  Am               Bb
I wore a nice monk smock

  F
I did what I should

C Dm            G
I was always so good
[DOUG (as Young Monk)] Good [BUD (as Monk)]
    Dm
But then I met the devil

     A             Dm
In a haunted German wood
Am Bb Dm [DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken] Ugh, that sounds scary! [BUD (as Monk), spoken] Am Bb It wasn’t scary It was awesome! [DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken] Ooh [BUD (as Monk)]
    Dm
The devil was a lady

   A                  Bb
He looked just like my mom!

   Dm
He held me like a baby

                             Bb
And like a baby, I sucked my thumb

  F        C         Dm
I told the devil I’d do what he-
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
G
-said!
[BUD (as Monk)]
   Dm
He said “glad to hear it!
Now kill your daddy dead!” [BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
Bb
Haunted German wood!

F
Haunted German wood!
[BUD (as Monk)]
    Bb             F
You made me what I am today
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
    Gm      Dm
You haunted German wood!
A Bb Dm [DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken] Ooh, I have goosebumps! [BUD (as Monk), spoken] The story’s just beginning, young monk! [DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken] Ooh! Bb [BUD (as Monk)]
  Dm
I crept into my daddy’s house

                 Bm
That Bible by my side

          Dm
I yelled “greetings from the devil!”

                  Bb
And then my daddy died

   F           C          Dm
It says in the Bible that you shall not-
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
G
-kill
[BUD (as Monk)]
   Dm
But I sure did it that day!

      A       Dm
And I guess I always will!
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
Bb
Haunted German wood!

F
Haunted German wood!
[BUD (as Monk)]
    Bb
You taught me how to kill a man!
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
    Gm      Dm
You haunted German wood!
[DOUG [as Young Monk] (BUD [as Monk])
      Bb
He is bad!
(I am bad-)
      F
He is bad, he’s a bad monk!
(-like a monk only can be!)
   Gm       A
He worships Satan!
(I worship Satan!) [BUD (as Monk)]
    Dm
The devil said he had to go
Back where he’s come from
       F
But he told me, “Boy, stay in the Church

    A               Dm
And keep the people dumb!

Bb               C        F
You’ll have more power if they think you’re-
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
Bb
-good
[BUD (as Monk)]
    Dm
But don’t forget the evil
Of the haunted German wood! Hey! [BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
Bb
Haunted German wood!

F
Haunted German wood!
[BUD (as Monk)]
       Bb
You’re haunted!
[DOUG (as Young Monk)] And you’re German! [BUD (as Monk)]
    Gm
You haunted-
[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
A
German-
[BOTH (as Monk and Young Monk)]
Dm
Haunted German-
[BUD [as Monk] (DOUG [as Young Monk])
Bb
Haunted German wood!
(Haunted German wood!)
F
Haunted German wood!
(Haunted German-)
Bb
Now it is the devil’s turn

                   Dm
I see a book? I’ll have it burned!

     Bb              D
I’ll always treasure what I learned

        Gm   A  Bbm  Db
In that haunted German...
(You’re so evil!)
A  Dm  D
...wood!