Misc Musicals – Ghost Quartet - Bad Men (Guitar)

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[Part 1]
Adim7
Scheherazade was ending the story for the night

Adim7
And so Rose left the shop with a brand new camera

Adim7
And the number of the subway driver written on her arm

F9#11
But now the sun is rising

            Adim7
And that is all I am permitted to say
N.C. Do you like my story Shah Zaman?
Gb6#11/Db             Ab7#9
It is a marvelous tale

Ab7#9
What a good, sweet, story it is

Ab7#9
You are a real Scheherazade

Ab7#9
How can this compare to the story

Ab7#9
I shall tell you tomorrow night

Ab7#9
If the shah spares me, and I am still alive?

Adim7
When I kill you, I will miss you

Adim7
How will you grieve for me, O Shah?

Adim7
I will command a great feast for the kingdom

Adim7
With the largest boar that the court has ever seen

    Cdim7                     Ebdim7      F#dim7
And great oaken casks full of honey-sweet wine

          Adim7
And we'll toast to the could-have-been queen

             C#7              F#m/C#
And when the feast is in full swing

        C#7                   F#m/C#
And the butterfly jesters are dancing

D                       A/C#            Bm
I will take the largest cask back to my room

         F#m/C#
And I'll drink all alone in my room

         D          A
And I'll cry like a baby

         F#m/C#
And I'll drink so much, I'll get sick

         D                   A
And I'll lie on the bathroom floor

                     Bm
Then I'll drink some more

    Cdim7
And I'll keep drinking for 42 years

Cdim7
An old, old man, all alone in his chair

Cdim7              Ebdim7
Watching game shows

       F#dim7        Adim7
Making fun of the contestants

          Cdim7  Ebdim7            F#dim7 Adim7
For their stupid answers and their wasted lives

  Am6              Am6/F#
A wasted sack of a man

   Am6                Am6/F#
An empty, brown paper bag,

Am6/E     D9
soggy and gross

   Gm                A7/C#
If you can lose your temper

     Gm            A7/C#
Then I can lose my mind

   Gm                A7/C#
If you can lose your temper

     Gm            A7/C#
Then I can lose my mind

   Gm                A7/C#
If you can lose your temper

     Gm            A7/C#
Then I can lose my mind

   Gm                A7/C#
If you can lose your temper

     Gm            A7/C#
Then I can lose my mind
[Part 2] N.C. Come look at the stars, dear Pearl N.C. Come look at the stars, dear Pearl
Cm
How could you, Sister, how could you?

Fm
He likes my singing, he likes my singing, that's all!

Cm
Wait, wait, Rose Red, we were never-we never-

G7
I always knew you were shallow

Cm
I always knew you didn't know me

C7
I always knew you didn't believe in me

Fm                   F#dim7
I always knew that I bored you

Cm/G                        Ab7
I always knew that I wasn't pretty enough to hold you

Am7b5                               Eb/Bb
I always knew you'd go with someone smarter than me

Bdim7
I always knew were a snob

Cm
I always knew you had your head in the stars

A7/C#
You and your books

Dm
You and your fucking books

Ebdim7
I'm not a puzzle

Em                   Fm
I'm not some fucking logic puzzle for you to figure out!

F#dim7
I am not a fucking game!

G7                    Abdim7
Why don't you just go fuck your books?

Bbdim7                Bdim7
Why don't you just go fuck all your fucking books
N.C. And we'll see who's smarter, we'll see! [Part 3] N.C. Do you have the things I asked for?
Cm7
One pot of honey

Cm7
one piece of stardust

Cm7
one secret baptism

Cm7
and a photo of a ghost

Cdim7 Adim7  Gbdim7
Hello there, Bear

  Cdim7    Adim7      Gbdim7
I have the things you asked

Cdim7    Adim7              Gbdim7
I had to go through several lifetimes to get them

Cdim7               Adim7
And now I'm in your cave

      Gbdim7
In my sexy red cloak

  Cdim7 Adim7  Gbdim7
I know, little girl

    Ebdim7
And now I'm gonna eat you up, eat you up, eat you up like berries.

    Em       D         G
But will you do what I asked?

Am       Em
Maul the astronomer

Am      Em     Am     C
Turn my sister into a crow

Adim7
I'm not a murderer or a crazy person

Abdim7
I just like honey (he just likes honey)

Abdim7
You'll just have to do it yourself

                     Cm
Now, go away, little girl

       Cm
I hate you
N.C. The driver can't stop, the ghost is here N.C. The driver can't stop, the ghost is here