Misc Musicals – Fun Home - Changing My Major (Guitar)

Eb7
What happened last night? Are you really here?

Eb7
Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan

Eb7
Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan!

Eb7
Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night

Db
I got so excited

      Eb7
I was too enthusiastic

Db
Thank you for not laughing

          Eb7                         Bbm7                              Ab
Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness

      Db                         Eb
Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust

         Db                          Eb7
That you don’t think I’m an idiot or some kind of an animal

  Db                        Cm7
I never lost control due to overwhelming lust

      Ab       Ab
But I must say that I’m

E7                   A
Changing my major to Joan

    Bm7         E7       A
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan

    Bm7         E7       F#m
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan

       Bm7     E7       A
With a minor in kissing Joan

Bm7     E7       A
Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs

  C#m7                  F#7
A seminar on Joan’s ass in her Levi’s

D
And Joan’s crazy brown eyes

Db
Joan, I feel like Hercules!

   Eb7
Oh God, that sounds ridiculous

     Db
Just keep on sleeping through this

         Eb7
And I’ll work on calming down

          Db
So by the time you’ve woken up

        Eb7
I’ll be cool. I’ll be collected

    Bbm7                              Ab
And I’ll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity?

       Db
'Cause this is so much better

     Eb7
I’m radiating happiness

Db                                 Ab
Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester?

   Db
We won’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone

Bbm7
Sex with Joan!

     E7                  A
I am writing a thesis on Joan

       Bm7          E7            A7
It’s a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown

       Bm7         E7       F#m
I will gladly stay up every night to hone

      Bm7    E7           A
My compulsory skills with Joan

Bm7    E7       A
I will study my way down her spine

  C#m                     F#7
Familiarize myself with her well-made outline

D
While she researches mine

D
I don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new

D
Nothing I just did is anything I would do

D
Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared

D
I’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky

      E
I’m scared

     F7
Am I falling in to nothingness

     G                         A7
Or flying into something so sublime?

                  A
I don’t know, but I’m

 Eb         F7       Bb
Changing my major to Joan

   Cm7           F7          Bb
I thought all my life I’d be all alone

    Cm7           F7      Gm7                 Cm7       F7       Bb
But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan

Eb         F7            Bb
Look, she drooled on the pillow, so sweet

    G7                   G
All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet

Eb                      Eb
And my heart feels complete

Db
Let’s never leave this room

Eb                          Db
How about we stay here till finals?

                     Eb
I’ll go to school forever

                                              G
I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan

           Cm7         F7       Bb
'Cause I’m changing my major to Joan