Misc Musicals – Freaky Friday - Oh Biology (Guitar)

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I'm ace at all anatomies and master of dissection

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An expert chef who wields an expert knife

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But still, I sense a gremlin in the system of perfection

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There clearly are still mysteries to life

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It's kingdom, phylum, class, and then it's order, family, genus

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It all comes back to me like child's play

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Then he leans over my shoulder there, in all his long and leanness

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And cuts my hard earned knowledge clean away

Bmaj7                     B       Bmaj7  F#sus4
I try to keep a focused mind and steady hand

            F#
(Ooh, keep focused, ooh, keep steady)

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But the rhythm of my heart is like a country western band (Oh, oh, oh, oh)

      F#sus4  F#            D#m
Oh, biology! What have you done to me?

             B
Why can't my grown-up brain control my teenage parts?

      F#sus4 F#            D#m
Oh, biology! Why won't you let me be?

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Why can't you be humane and still our beating hearts?

B
Before the cutting starts

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(Huh, sh-yeah. Ellie, check it. Hahaha, man)

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He's inert and inarticulate (Ooh) A specimen of truant (Ooh)

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And though we're both sixteen, he's much too young (Ooh, much too young)

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My amygdala is fully formed, my frontal lobe is fluent (Ooh, ooh)

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And pheromones go fluxing with my tongue (Ahhh)

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That's totes amaze, I'm way impressed, like, sweet technique (Holy cow)

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Um, like totally, um thanks, good lord now can't I even speak?

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Oh, biology! (Oh, biology!) What have you done to me? (Done to me!)

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My over-forty soul is in a teen cliche (Teen cliche!)

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Oh, biology! (Biology!) Why won't you set me free? (Set me free!)

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'Cause I'm not in control and hunger has its say (Hunger has its say)

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And hormones have their way (Focus Blake, focus)

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Hey, take a look at Ellie Blake she does this lab work great

F#
For Kermit there, he had no chance

Esus2
That girl is on my nerves today, I better set her straight

F#
It's fun to make a dead frog dance!

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I never knew that Ellie Blake was such a science whiz

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She's smart, of course, so it makes sense

G#m7
But something's up with her today, I don't know what it is

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She's like on fire, she's so intense

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He's so intense!  It's so intense! And I'm so dense!

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Oh, biology!  Look what you've done to me!

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My heart is in a pan, my brain is out to sea

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Oh, biology!  Why won't you let me be?

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Please help me if you can, please hear my painful plea

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Biology,    Biology,     Biology

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Please set me free (Set me free)