Misc Musicals – Falsettos - This Had Better Come To A Stop (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. Late for dinner, late again
A                Dm
Late for dinner, late again

A                Dm/E
Late for dinner, late again

A                Gm
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late

A                Dm
Late for dinner, late again

A                Dm/E
Late for dinner, late again

A                Dm/G
Late for dinner, late again

A                Gm/E
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late
[Verse 1]
A                     G
Whizzer's supposed to always be here

D/F#
Making dinner

D/F#
Set to screw

Dm/F               F#m
That's what pretty boys should do

B
Check their hairlines

B                   D/E  E
Make the dinner and love me
[Chorus]
A7                        Em/G
This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer

A7                        Bm7
This little thing that we have will not last

Dmaj7
Don't feel responsible

F#m/B
After all it's through

Dmaj7
I'm not responsible

D           Bm/D
Life can be wonderful

Bm/D       E
Isn't this wonderful?

A7                            Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer

G#m
Now, Whizzer

Adim           B
Ciao, Whizzer, bend

C#m
This had better come to an end
[Verse 2]
D                 Ddim/C
I was supposed to make the dinner

G              Gm
Make it pretty on his plate

G                 B
Every wife should pull her weight

E
Have it ready

E
Make it tasty

     G  A
And love him
[Chorus]
Dmaj7                     Am/C
This had better come to a stop doctor

Dmaj7                      Em7
This has been a tragic and horrible flop

Gmaj7
Don't feel responsible

A
After all it's through

Gmaj7
Who is responsible?

A            Em/A
Don't ask me questions

    A             Em/A
I'm frightened of questions

    Dmaj7                       Am/C
But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina

Dbm
Smile, Trina

D             E
I'll help you mend
[Bridge]
D
I met this man today

   Bb/G
He wasn't very smart

           Dm
But he was rich, Marvin

C              Bb              E
Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?

          A7
Brains or money?

B                  A7     B
Brains, I'm not so rich

             Dm/F
But hell I'm smart

E
Love me
N.C. No
D
Love me, please

            D     E
Or break my heart

                 D                      E
This is all very neat (this is all very neat)

                 D                                              E
This is all very smart (this is all very neat, this is all very smart)
[Chorus]
    A7                        Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Mendel

C#m
Don't touch me!

D           E
Don't condescend

D
This had better come

D
This had better come to a

D*    D*    D*    D*
This, this, this, this

D/E
This had better come to an end

E*
This had better come to an end
[Bridge]
A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

  Em
I chopped it

  Bb         Fm       Bb      Fm
I served his food the asshole forced me

A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

      Em
Chop, chop, chop

A
And still the bastard divorced me!

A5          Em          A5
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

      Em
Chop, chop, chop
(Overlapping text)
D                C
Late for dinner, late again (it isn't like he said)

D                C
Late for dinner, late again (you probably hurt his pride)

D                C
Late for dinner, late again (he's gotta have it all)

D                C
Late for dinner, late again

            D             E
He's like a baby who's denied)
[Chorus]
A7                        Em/G
This had better come to a stop, Marvin

A7                        Bm7
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop

Dmaj7               F#m/B
Why is it always ourselves who have to change?

Dmaj7
This is incredibly boring

D            Bm/D         Bm/D       E
You've got a temper that redefines temper

A7                            Em/G
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin

G#m
Why, Marvin

Adim
Try, Marvin

B
Bend

F#m/B
This had better come

F#m/B
This had better come to a

F#m/E F#m/E F#m/E F#m/E
This, this, this, this

F#m/E
This had better come to an end

E                           E*
This had better come to an end

                           A A/G A/F# A/F E/F#m A
This had better come to an end
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