Misc Musicals – Falsettos - My Fathers A Homo - Everyone Tells Jason To See A Psychiatrist (Guitar)

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[Intro] E D/F# E/G# [Verse 1]
   A
My father's a homo

   Dm7                      A   F#m
My mother's not thrilled at all
N.C. Father homo:
F                E
What about chromosomes?

               E
Do they carry?

                 E
Will they carry?

E
Who's the homo now?

   A                                  Dm7
My father said that one day I'll grow up to be president

A                F#
And that idea's not so wild
[Verse 2]
  A              A/G       F#m7   Fdim   E  G#m D
I don't live the life of a normal child

           D                    Daug
'Cause I'm too smart for my own good

        A               E            A    E
And I'm too good for my sorry little life

   F        F/G   Am
My mother's no wife

                  Edim7
And my fathers no man

             Em
No man at all!

F                       F
Honey, why don't you go out and play?

F
No

F            Dm
Sweetheart I worry

Gm7          C
Sweetheart I do

          F/A
I worry a lot

          Dm/B
I worry a lot

          C
I worry a lot
N.C. I could take you to the Jewish center?
Bbadd2/C
I think you like playing chess alone

Bbadd2/C
That's not normal

Bbadd2/C
What is normal?
N.C. I wouldn't know
Bbadd2/C
Why don't you speak on the telephone

Bbadd2/C
With anyone, just get a friend-

Bbadd2/C
Anyone
[Chorus]
F                    Am/E
Darling, please a psychiatrist

             Eb
He's quite a guy

       Bb
And I admire how he acts

Bbm                       F
No one is saying you're a sick neurotic

G                       Bb/G
But you could find some help

Bb/G
Hear me out, please

Bb/G*                    Bb/C*
Yes, you could find some help

                  F
He could help you realize
[Bridge]
C                Fm/C
How confused you are!

          Fm/Ab
Yes, it's very clear:

Abdim
Daddy's sincere

      C
But a schmo!

F              Bbm/F     Fm
You and I must trust our emotions

Bm
Make no commotions

Dm7      G
Will you go?
N.C. No! [Chorus]
G      Bm/F#         F          Em
Jason, please see a psychiatrist

                Cm      G
He's just a psychiatrist

             A
I'll pay the bill

   Am
Until

       G
You're old
[Overlapping text]
G      Bm/F#
Jason

Bm/F#
Please see

      F        Em
A psychiatrist

Em
He's just

     Cm       G
A psychiatrist

G
I'll pay the

A
Bill

  Am
Until

       G
You're old
[Bridge]
D                Gm/D
What a mess this is

      Gm/Bb
This family!

Bbdim
Experts can see

        D
This is so!

G
Photographs can't

Cm/G        Gm
Capture our magic

C#m
We're simply tragic!

Am      D
Will you go?
N.C. No [Chorus]
G                      Bm/F#
Jason, please see a psychiatrist!

Bm/F#
He's not-

F
I won't say boo!

F
-Exorbitant

Em
And he's very smart!

   Daug
If intelligence were the only criteria

       G                                    A
Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I?

A
No

Am
Would I?

Am
No

D
Just because you failed as parents...
[Chorus]
G                 Bm/F#
Get thee to a psychiatrist!

          F
Hey, kid, listen-

F
I don't need-

   Em
He needs a psychiatrist!

Daug
I want-

Daug
A psychiatrist!

  G
I wanna speak with Whizzer!

           A
Speak with whom?

A
With Whizzer

     Am
With Whizzer?

Am
With Whizzer

     G
With Whizzer
N.C. Oh my god [Bridge]
C
Whizzer!

G
Whizzer!

D/A
Whizzer!

A/C#
Whizzer!
[Outro]
A                Asus4/E       A         Asus4/E
Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist?
N.C. Ow!
A             B
I'm not sure, Jason

A            B
Jason, maybe so

A           B/E
Absolutely, Jason

            B
...OK, I'll go

B/D
He'll go

B/E
I'll go

B
He'll go!

            Bm
If he comes here

Bm
If he comes here?

Bm
He might come here

                E
They don't make house calls
E