Misc Musicals – Falsettos - Four Jews In A Room Bitching (Guitar)

Bb                  Eb
Four Jews in a room bitching;

F                   D      Gm D/F# Bb/F Eb
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

Bb           F
I'm bitching. He's bitching

Gm7               Eb
They're bitching. We're bitching

Bb          F
Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Gm7         Eb/C
Funny funny funny funny

Bb    Bbaug/Gb Gm          Eb
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bb/F  F   Bb*
All   the time

Bb
(Oooo) Whadda they do for love?

Bb
(Oooo) Whadda they do for love?

Bb*
Four Jews in a room

Eb*
Bitching

Eb*
Bitching

Eb*
Bitching

Eb*
Bitching

F                   Faug
Four Jews in a room stoop(They stoop?)

   Gm D/F# Bb/F Eb
To pray

Bb
I'm Jewish

F
I'm Jewish

Gm7
I'm Jewish

Eb
Half Jewish

Bb          F
Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Gm7         Eb
Funny funny funny funny

Bb    Bbaug/Gb Gm          Eb
Bitch bitch     bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bb/F F    Bb
Night and day

Bb    Cm/Bb Bb     Cm/Bb
Slavery,    slavery

               Bb      Eb
We crossed the desert

F               Bb
Running for our lives

Ebaug            Bb
Fleeing from the Pharaoh

                 F
Who was up to no good

Gbm              F
Now we’re at the Red Sea

Gbm           F
Pharaoh is behind us

Gbm        F
Wanting us extincted

F
What we need’s a miracle!

    B
And then the Red Sea

E    F#
Split before us

G#m     E7   F#
No more tsouris

G#m        E Fdim F#
We got our miracle

B                     E*
Four Jews itching for answers

F#                       Gdim       G#m Eb/G B/F# E
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

B
I'm Whizzer

F#
I'm Jason

G#7
I'm Mendel

E
I'm Marvin

B          F#
Bitch bitch bitch bitch

G#m7         E/C#
Funny funny funny funny

B    Baug/G   G#m          E
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch

B/F#  F#   B*
All   the time

B          C#m                    D#m            E
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone

              B               F#
And say their sons are all on fire

B         C#m       D#m           E
We are manipulating people and we need to know

    B                 F#
Our worst sides aren't ignored

E         D#m              C#m6
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

D#m*      D#dim*  D#m*
We do not tippy toe

                   Caug
We charge ahead to show

              B
We're good in bed

         F#
Excel in bed

            G#m
We smell in bed

             E
Where is the bed?

           B
I love the bed

            F#
Who has the bed?

           G#m
I want the bed!

              E
Who stole the bed?

              B
Who stole the bed?

          F#
I lost it twice

           G#m
The bed is mine

           E
The bed is nice

E
The bed is

B                     E*
Four Jews in a room bitching

F#                     Gdim    G#m Eb/G B/F# E
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

B             Gdim
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

G#m7               E
They're neurotic, we're neurotic

B          F#
Bitch bitch bitch bitch

G#m7         E/C#
Funny funny funny funny

B
I'm nauseous

F#
I'm nauseous

G#m7
I'm simple

E
I'm Jewish

B        B/C#
Slavery, slavery

B          F#
Bitch bitch bitch bitch

G#m7        E
Funny funny funny funny

B             Gdim
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

G#m7               E
They're neurotic, we're neurotic

B             Gdim
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

G#m7               E
They're neurotic, we're neurotic

B*                  G#
Four Jews in a room bitching (In a room bitching)

B    Baug/G   G#          E
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch

B/F#  F#   B
Now   and  then

F#/B  B
Can't lose

F#/B  B
Loose screws

F#
Four

F#*
One, two, three, four

      F#
Five

     B C#m/B D#/B C#m/B B
Five Jews