Misc Musicals – Falsettos - A Tight-Knit Family - Love Is Blind (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Dbm7 Dbm6 Dbm7 Dbm6
[Verse 1]
Dbm7 Dbm6 Well, the situation's this D7 D6 I do not wish to offend A B I divorced my wife E I left my child Eb And I ran off with a friend A B E But I want a tight-knit family A B Ab I want a group that harmonizes D5 D6 D7 I want my wife and kid and friend D7 To Pretend D7 Time will mend Dbm7 Dbm6 Dbm7 Dbm6 Our pain
[Verse 2]
Dbm7 Dbm6 So it's nineteen seventy-nine D7 D6 So we don't go by the book A B We all eat as one E Wife, friend, and son Eb And I sing out as I cook A B E I love my tight-knit family A B Ab I love the way they cook linguine D6 Dsus4 Isn't it great? We're all so swell D5 D6 Such a dear clientele A B E I swear we're gonna come through it A/Gb B E/Ab I fear we'll probably fight Dbm But nothing's impossible Dbm/C Live by your wit E Bbdim Kid, wife, and lover will have to admit A I was right B I cushioned the fall Dbm7 I want it all Dbm7 I want it all E Eb D Eb E Eb D Eb I want it E Eb D Eb I want it all
[Verse 3]
E Eb D Eb Sit down, my dear E Eb D Eb I hear you have a problem Gm Adim A6 I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet E Eb D Eb E Eb D Eb Take a load off your feet E Eb D Eb Happy or sad?
Well, I -
E Eb D Eb That's a question with no answer Gm Adim F#5 Let's not discuss the weather, let's face the facts
Marvin's wife must relax
[Verse 4]
Ab Love isn't sex Abdim That's a thing my husband once told me Ab Marvin, my ex- E You've seen him for years- Gaug Told me over the phone to tell you my fears E Eb D Eb E Eb Do you only treat queers? D Eb No
[Verse 5]
E Eb D Eb Breathe deep, my dear E Eb D Eb You'll find me understanding Gm Adim Your pain is a priori Bb/G C7 Unfold your untold story Gm Now to break bread Am Loosen your glands Dm Ab Put your head in my hands
[Verse 6]
Ab Ab/Bb Ab/C Ab/E Bb/D I'm everything he wanted Ab Ab/Bb Ab/C Ab/E Bb/D It's time I put it all together Ab The date was set Db/D E Db D My father let me marry Db E Db D Eb I married. I...
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm Then Marvin came from work Bm Cm Sat me down on the bed Bm Bm/Gb He told me how he loved me Bm Bm/G How needed and/or valued me Cdim I have(What?) Edim Syphilis he said(Good) Cdim I have(Yes?) Edim Syphilis it's true (Good) C D I had something rotten C D Which appears though now it's well forgotten
N.C.
Maybe, darling, so do you
Bm Gb Maybe, darling, so do you Bm I am probably diseased(You're a lovely girl) Gb And so easily appeased(What a lovely girl)
though she's possibly diseased
Bm Bm/Db He took pains to not excite us Gb He explains I've
Hepatitis
Abm Abm/G Bm/Gb Bm/F E Eb Too Eb (Hepa hepa hepatitis hepatitis hepatitis?)
[Chorus]
Eb F/A Love is blind Eb/Bb F Love can tell a million stories Eb F/A Love's unkind Eb Bm Spiteful in a million ways
[Verse 7]
Bm Then I stayed home from work Bm Cm Took good care of my men Bm Bm/Gb They faked despair, they wet their bed Bm Bm/G They combed their hair, they acted dead Cdim One said(Yes?) Edim Daddy is a prick(What?) Cdim He said(Yes?) Edim Daddy isn't mine(Good) C D He filled my coats C D With candies and notes
N.C.
With "Will you be my valentine?"
Bm Gb Will you be my valentine?
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm This gets harder to believe(You're a damaged girl) Gb/Bb I've a scalpel up my sleeve(What a damaged girl) Bm Do not ever slit your wrists Bm/Db I've missed him; he's still missing Gb Gb/Bb Don't make noise, but daddy's kissing Abm Abm/G Bm/Gb Bm/F E Eb Boys
N.C.
Petty, petty, petty, petty
[Chorus]
Eb F/A Love is blind Eb/Bb F Love can tell a million stories Eb F/A Love's unkind Eb F Spiteful in a million ways Gb Db7 Love is blind Gb Fm/Ab Love can tell a million stories Gb Db Love's unkind Gb Ab Db Spiteful in a million ways
[Bridge]
Gb
Love is crazyLove is often boring
Ab
Love stinksLove is pretty often debris
Gb
When you findWhat you find. Then
Ab
Never, never, never, never, neverDo it over again
Gb Love reads like a bad biography Ab All the names are changed
To protect the innocent
Gb Ab Db Love is blind
[Verse 8]
Gb Gb/E My name is Mendel B/Eb Bm/D I treat her husband Gb Gb/E I think she's very insecure Db5 Db But so am I Gb Gb/E I've never married B/Eb Bm/D Work, work is my passion Gb Db Gb Or perhaps that's an alibi Gsus4 Yeah, perhaps it is
N.C.
Yeah, I don't care to discuss it
G G/F I think she's charming C/E Cm/Eb I think she's needy G G/D In just five sessions on my couch Cm Dmaj7 She'll be like new G His name is Mendel G/F Ah-ah C Cm Return next Friday Dmaj7 I admit I admire you