Misc Musicals – Evil Dead The Musical – Good Old Reliable Jake (Guitar)

          E                     A2
Who’s the world’s most reliable human being?

          E                            C#m
Who’s the one folks call for help with ev’rything?

          B
Who’s the one man you can count on

          C#m
When your life is at stake?

          A                 B
     It’s good old reliable Jake.

E                            A
Who can help you when you’ve lost your keys?

   E                           C#m
Or when you need double bypass surgery?

        D                    C#m
Who can be your partner in a two-man luge?

            B                           A
And who can sneak a dead hooker out yer hotel room?

      E                      A
Who’s ev’ry senior citizen’s fav’rite mime?

            E                          C#m
And who can run from here to France in record time?

    B                           C#m
Who was the inspiration for the Shamrock Shake?

     A          B      E
It’s good old reliable Jake

      E                      A
Who invented the formula for Krazy glue?

        E                     C#m
And who nailed all the chicks on the view?

    D                   C#m
Who was the last man to walk on the moon?

    A                                B
And who won their fourth Oscar for directing Platoon?

E                             A
Who’s the point guard for the L.A. Clippers (Memphis Grizzlies)?

    E                         C#m
And who coined the phrase “no running with scissors” ("Fo Shizzle my nizzle")?

       B                     C#m
It was me can’t you see?   I ain’t no fake,

     B                 A       B      C#
 I’m good old reliable Jake

F#               F#/C# B                       B/C#
  Do you believe I can get you down the path?

F#    F#/C#       B    B/C#
    I believe                And

 F#             F#/C# B              B/D#    C#
 do you believe I can get you to the cab -  in?       I believe

    F#
You need a guide

           B
To get you through them woods

      F#
And I know that trail

      D#m
And I knows it good

        C#
You can trust in me

        D#m
There’s no mistake

    B                 C#
I’m good old reliable Jake

        D#m
You can trust in me there’s no mistake

    B          C#     F#
I’m good old reliable Jake