Misc Musicals – Elf - Never Fall In Love With An Elf (Guitar)

     |Fmaj7          Em7      |Dm7      F/G      Cmaj7      |
He's  sev-'ral hours late, the sky line's-growing dim. While

|Fmaj7              Em7  A7   |C/D      D7       |
 oth-ers deck the halls,   you  dream of deck-ing' (pause)

|Dm7/G      Gdim7      |Dm7/G      G13    |
 him._______________________              

   |C(6/9)    Am7    |Dm9        E/G     |C(6/9)  Am7       |Dm7     G13   |
My  choice in men has al-ways been__ pa - thetic, I sup-pose.__

   |Gm7/C   F#7(b9) |Fmaj7      Bm7  E7  |Am7           D7    Dm7     |    G13   |
The guy who stole my cred-it cards,_  the guy who tried on my clothes._       

     |C(6/9) Am7   |Dm9       E/G          |C(6/9)    C6            |Gm7    C9    |
 And  so  a  row of self-help books_  line_____   my  bed-room shelf._         

    |F6          F#dim7      |C6/G      A7(b9#5)  |D7sus          D7        |Dm7   G13           |  
Well there's one rule  those  books for-got,_  you nev-er fall in love_____________   with an elf. 

    |C(6/9)  Am7    |Dm9            E/G      |C(6/9)    Am7        |Dm7    G7   |
His end-less talk of Christ-mas - town_  will test your ev - 'ry nerve._        

|Gm7/C       F#7(b9)|Fmaj7     Bm7  E7   |Am7         D7          |Dm7     G13    |
 Still, he's kind of cute, I guess._ Well,  if you grade_ on  curve._           

    |C(6/9)                |Dm9       E/G    |C(6/9) C6/G        |Gm7    C9   |
And though you vowed you'd nev-er sing,_ just__ look at your-self._____       

       |F6       F#dim7   |C6/G        A7(b9#5)        |
You're half-way through a Christ-mas song_      called,

|D7sus           D7    |Dm7    G13             |C6          |Gm7     C13  C7(b9#5)    |
 "Nev-er Fall In Love_______      with an Elf."____________________               

   |F6        F#dim7    |C6/G            C7(b9#5)   |F6       F#dim7      |C6/G   C7(b9#5)   |
The hol - i - days  will seem bit-ter sweet    while you're a-lone in bed,_               

   |F6      E7  Eb6 |D9                   |G13                   |Ab13            |            |
but how can one girl ev-er compete  with a mag-ic  fat_ guy_ in a fly-ing  sled?_______________

   |Db6   Bbm7    |Ebm7        Ab13     |Db6     Db6/Ab    |Abm7   Db9     |
Go ask a hun-dred sin-gle girls_   from here to Phil-a-del-         phia. 

       |Gbmaj7               Fm7     |Ebm7                    Db6 |
They'll say it's clear as day, you're in for sleep-less nights     

|Gbmaj7          Bbm7/F||B9                      Bb9 |
 if you date a guy  who has a thing for tights,  Oh

|Ebm7                         |Edim7        |Fm7                          B13 |    Bb13  A13   Bb9|
nev-er fall in__  love,______                nev-er fall in love,___________

|       Gb6          Fdim7 |Ebm7          |          |Ab13            |Db6     Db/Cb   |Gb6        A9       |
 nev-er      fall in        love________________________       with an         elf.________          It's as