Misc Musicals – Dear Evan Hansen - Goin Viral (Guitar)

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[Intro] D A Bm G [Verse 1]
               D
Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet

              A
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet

         Bm
It goes viral

                G
That shit goes viral
Ooh whoa-oh Ooh whoa-oh
       D
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls

             A
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls

          Bm
And it’s viral

         G
Fuckin’ viral
Ooh whoa-oh Ooh whoa-oh [Chorus]
Em                G
Once your letter first gets tweeted

  D                 A
That shit never gets deleted

Em
One kid clicks

     Bm
Then two
Then six
    G
And oh, you know

            D
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
                          A
You’ll be an internet celebrity

                                 Bm
'Cause it’ll spread like fucking HPV

        G
Now ev’rybody knows your shit

            D
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
                              A
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’

                             Bm
So either kill yourself or change your name

                   G
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral Viral [Interlude] A [Verse 2]
                D
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song

            A
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along

            Bm
Cause it’s viral

                       G
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
Ooh whoa-oh Ooh whoa-oh
Em                   G
Trust me, dude, that shit will linger

D                   A 
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"

Em                Bm
Just sit back and watch this fucker

A
Grow
Grow Grow [Chorus]
                 D
Oh! It’s goin’ viral
Viral
                             A
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen

                                 Bm
And kids’ll dress like you on Halloween

    G
Khakis and those fucking shoes

             D
It’s goin’ viral, viral

                            A
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star

                             Bm
That people laugh about in Kandahar

                  G
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral Viral [Bridge]
Bm                   G
   It's worse every day

          D        A
It's neverending

Bm                G
   You flee to Bombay

                    D        A
And still, you’re trending

               Bm                    F#m
You climb a mountain and you find a guru

          Bm                     F#m
And he promises that you’ll be a new you

     Em
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
     G
He looks at you with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
     F#m
You wonder what he’s gonna do
He calls the gurus in with you
    G                                        A
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again
‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’ [Chorus]
                E
That shit went viral
Viral
                            B
It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape

                            C#m
Where every gang is up for cyber rape

                    A
Your life's gonna spiral
Spiral When this goes viral Viral Viral
 A   D    E
You are fucked!