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Zack’s Rap
Music by Jed Whedon
Lyrics by Zack Whedon, Jed Whedon, and Maurissa Tancharoen
Performed by Zack Whedon
Backing Vocals by Maurissa Tancharoen
From Commentary the Musical, DVD extra on Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
# The verse is done as a rap, so just keep cycling through Am/Dm/F/E7 as seems fit.
# Chord position during the verse is mostly advisory
[Intro]
Am Yeah. Dm Yeah. F Uh huh. E7 Yeah. Am Yeah. Dm ...Yes. F Uh huh! E7 Umm...I'm not sure. Am 2:33? Dm Whatever's easiest. F JED: Zach, get off the phone! E7 Right
[Verse 1]
Am Dm I don’t do songs, I’m all about the written word F E7 And you should see me write graffiti, concrete’s preferred Am Dm There’s nothin’ worse than hearing verse sung like a tweety bird F E7 Unless it’s screamin’ cause I’m beatin’ up a theater nerd Am Or haven’t you heard - Dm I’m the black sheep in the band of brothers F Who sit around singing showtunes E7 Giving back rubs to each other Am Dm You make a musical, don’t matter if it’s witty or pretty F E7 That’s a one way ticket to buttkicked city Am Dm Where you all are permanent residents F E7 Do you need a little more evidence? Am Dm Dr. Horrible - hey that’s sound kinda dark and cool F E7 Song-along blog - What the f*ck is this? Preschool?
[Chorus]
Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musicial E7 ‘Cause then he might kill us all Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musicial E7 ‘Cause then he might kill us all
[Verse 2]
Am Dm You people are in freefall, straight into a cheese ball F E7 I get a message please call my bookie buddy, He’s all - Am Dm What the hell is up with you up on Hulu F E7 Thought we were layin’ low after that hooker snafu Am Dm I said, hey listen, you just misunderstood F E7 I got to get in on this web sh*t while the gettin’s good Am Dm I didn’t know there were songs, that sh*t makes me sick F E7 My brother said it’s about a guy who kills some chick Am Dm JED: Hey, weren’t you a prince in "The King and I" in seventh grade? F E7 ZACK: No, but I was backstage in the dark getting laid Am Dm JED: Weren’t you pigpen in that "Charlie Brown" show we did? F E7 ZACK: No, I just wandered on stage during my homeless period Am Dm JED: Didn’t you sing about the business in "Annie Get Your Gun"? F E7 ZACK: Is that what that was? I’ve been tanked up since ninety-one Am Dm JED: Weren’t you the Tin Man in "The Wizard of Oz" or something? F E7 F ZACK: Yeah, but I played the f*ck out of that part
[Chorus]
Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musical E7 ‘Cause then he might kill us all Dm Zacky’s doing us a little favor A7 Blessin’ Commentary with his flavor Dm Don’t tell him it’s a musical E7 ‘Cause then he might kill us all
[Verse 3]
Am Dm I wrote all the good lines and I made them funny F E7 But I was only in it for the horrible money Am Dm Plus some were cut out, cause Joss is such a wuss he F E7 Cut my line for the girl, "The Penny is my p_ssy" Am Dm Not to mention my whole Moist storyline F E7 Where he gets caught selling blow at the rest stop and serves time Am Dm and then he gets out and tries to get his sh*t together and teaches F E7 art to underprivileged kids at the local high school, Am Dm but things take an interesting turn when an old gambling buddy comes to collect. F E7 See it’s his former life coming back to haunt him. Am Dm You can’t outrun your past. See? Get it? That’s the point, Joss. F E7 F It’s compelling! What’s going to happen to these kids?
[Chorus]
Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor (Yes!) A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (I agree!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical E7 'Cause then he might kill us all (Come on!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor (Sure!) A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Here we go!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might kill us all (that's a funky beat!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor, A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava.(Zack!) Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might kill us all (I'm the youngest!) Dm Zack is doin' us a little favor, A7 Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava. Dm Don't tell him it's a musical, E7 'Cause then he might kill us all.