Misc Musicals – Commentary - Moist (Guitar)

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Moist from Commentary the Musical (DVD Extra on Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog) Music and Lyrics by Jed Whedon Performed by Simon Helberg Piano Solo by Simon Helberg [Verse 1]
C                  A
Nobody wants to be moist

F                     G
A bunch of overactive pores

F          G       C
I struggle opening doors

G
And I lose every tug of war

C                  A
Nobody wants to be wet

F                       G
Though sweet soul I do secrete

F           G                       C
Can’t make damp fingers snap to the beat
[Chorus]
     F
The microphone is dripping

    Bdim7
My baritone is slipping

  C                                 A
A rhyme into this line I’ll have to foist

F         G          C
Nobody wants to be moist
[Verse 2]
C                   A
Nobody wants to be moist

F                           G
Though on the dance floor I glide

F             G     C
On stairs I’m petrified

G
(That’s how Harry Wismer died)

C                   A
Nobody wants to be soaked

F                   G
Though it is with a graceful ease

F            G                  C
I deduce in which way blows the breeze
[Chorus]
   F
Oh sure I have the power

   Bdim7
To make paste from a powder

     C                           A
But last time I did that no one rejoiced

F       G           C
Nobody wants to be moist
(Spoken: What's that, Mother? A solo? OK....) [Chorus]
   F
A man so ancillary

   Bdim7
My little song is buried

    C                         A
Not till the Commentary is it voiced

F      G
Nobody wants to be

F      G
Nobody wants to be

F       G          C
Nobody wants to be moist