Misc Musicals – Commentary - Its All About The Art (Guitar)

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When I first meet Hammer I stumble and stammer

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'Cause thats what it says to do in the script

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But whenever I would practice that was just an act this

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Is all so real - He’s so well equipped

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Falling into Nathan’s eyes is easy

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I don’t even realize he’s cheesy

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'Cause jeez he’s so great...Wait

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But it’s not about Nate

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Gotta concentrate

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‘Cause I’m looking for internal truth and not a date

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No it’s not all about Nate

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‘Cause it’s all about the art

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Perfect, mysterious, comes from above

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Magic as a magic thing and lovely as love

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A gift from Olympus, who send me the muse

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And shoes

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If I walk with a twitch in the scene in the kitchen

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First date jitters aren’t to blame

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'Cause all Penny feels are these nine inch heels

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Which are gonna make me fall and die and aren’t in frame

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But my death-scene pumps are really dreamy

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Right when Billy dumps my corpse, it’s steamy

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To see me all - wait

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Oh I’m sorry I lost my train of thought I’m being such a bimbo!

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But if it's not about shoes

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Even if they’re sweet

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They should focus on my tragedy and not my feet

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No it's not about shoes

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When it’s all about the art

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Memory, method, primal and deep

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All Stanislavsky, Strasberg, and Streep

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Truth, Mr. Lipton, that’s how you build

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The guild

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But it’s not about the guild

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I’d be killed If I shilled For the guild

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On somebody else’s time

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Then again, I sort of was killed

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The Guild season one available on DVD plus new episodes at the

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Watchtheguild.com we also have t-shirts

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Catch the guild fever

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My tortured actor’s process

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Stand here and do what Joss says

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Remember that its not about

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The weird beard on otto

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The beer and clamato

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The hair in the cheese and

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The Guild’s second season

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And brand new day Neil

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That intro’s unreal

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A horse - not too shabby

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Now steady’s all crabby

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The soldier boy extra

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Good times - No, I’ll text ya

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The red bull Neil’s drinking

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I’m dead and I’m blinking

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And Joss’ ungluing

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When I mention pooing

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Which I’m always doing

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I mean mentioning pooing

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(freely) I mean art

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Art

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Art’s really easy-