Misc Musicals – Cats - Mr Mistoffelees (Ukulele)

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SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats [spoken] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat
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The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! And we all say:
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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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He is quiet, he is small, he is black

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From his ears to the tip of his tail

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He can creep through the tiniest crack

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He can walk on the narrowest rail

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He can pick any card from a pack

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He is equally cunning with dice

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He is always decieving you into believing

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That he's only hunting for mice

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He can play any trick with a cork

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Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

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If you look for a knife or a fork

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And you think it is merely misplaced

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You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!

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But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!
And we all say:
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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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His manner is vague and aloof

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You would think there was nobody shyer

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But his voice has been heard on the roof

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When he was curled up by the fire

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And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

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When he was about on the roof

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(At least we all heard that somebody purred)

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Which is incontestable proof

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Of his singular magical powers

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And I've known the family to call

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Him in from the garden for hours

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When he was asleep in the hall

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And not long ago this phenomenal cat

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Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all say:
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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!

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Oh! Well I never! Was there ever

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A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees!
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Presto!