Misc Musicals – Be More Chill - The Squip Song (Guitar)

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Freshman year

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I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue

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I was a loser just like you

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Good times would only soar by

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I was gross

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As every female would attest

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My sexting was a futile quest

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My little penis was depressed

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He was so lonely

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Poor guy

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I was hopeless, hopeless

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I was helpless, helpless

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Every time I'd walk the hallway

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I would trip

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I was

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Stagnant and idle

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I was

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So suicidal

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And then

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Then, then

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Then, then

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Then, then

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Then, then

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Then, then

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Then, then I got a Squip

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It's from Japan

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It's a gray, oblong pill

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Quantum nano-technology CPU

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The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until

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It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

A         E
It's from Japan

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It's a gray, oblong pill

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Quantum nano-technology CPU

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The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until

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It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

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It tells you what to do

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It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)

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It's amazing (Ohhhhh)

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Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)

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You behave as (Ohhhhh)

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It's appraising (Ohhhhh)

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Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh)

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Helps you to be cool

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It helps you rule

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Picture this:

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Nobody cares if you are late

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'Cause even teachers think you're great

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Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders

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Of teenage rockstar splendor

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Right now you're

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Helpless, helpless

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You are

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Almost hopeless

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On the school's social map you're just a blip

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But if you

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Take my advice and if you pay the listed price

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Well, then you go from sad to interesting

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To hip - Your whole life will flip!

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When you buy a Squip!

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Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh)

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Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh)

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Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh)

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No longer a drip when you got in your grip

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A Squip

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A Squip

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A Squip (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)