Misc Musicals – Be More Chill - The Play (Guitar)

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[MR. REYES, spoken] N.C. Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that N.C. you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine [JEREMY, spoken]
      N.C.                                                     B
Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her-
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker! [MR REYES, spoken]
B5
Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself
[SQUIP, spoken] N.C. Up, up, down, down, left, right, A [JEREMY, spoken] I have to get out there! [MR REYES, spoken]
Em
I can't let you do that, Jeremy
[JEREMY, spoken]
   F#
Mr. Reyes?
[MR REYES, spoken]
    Gm     Am        F                  G#m
You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!

                    A#                   B   C#
You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In NEW JERSEY?

A         C                            Dm
 My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway!

                    D#       F       C#
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night!
[JEREMY, spoken]
Fm
You're going to SQUIP the whole cast!
[SQUIP, spoken] That's just for starters! [JEREMY, spoken] That's not what I wanted! [SQUIP, spoken]
                      C#m
It's the only way to achieve what you want!
[JEREMY, spoken]
  C#
I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk!
[SQUIP, spoken] And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever? [JEREMY, spoken] You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off [SQUIP, spoken] I would stop there. You don't want to end up like Rich [JEREMY, spoken] Rich? What did he-? [RICH, echoed]
 F#      D
I need Mountain Dew Red!
[JEREMY, spoken]
          Fm                C#
That's it! Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off!
[SQUIP, spoken]
                                                Dm                                               Bb
Why do you think we had it discontinued? To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's!
[JEREMY, spoken]
                                                                  Bm
Or a friend who's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks from the back room at Spencer's gifts!
[SQUIP, spoken]
                                     G
*gasp* Too bad you don't have one of those... anymore
[JEREMY, spoken]
           C#
Michael! Call Michael!
[SQUIP, spoken] N.C. I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy, if I have to take over the entire student body to do it! [MICHAEL]
                          C# G#
Michael makes an entrance! (Haha)
[JEREMY, spoken]
A#m
Michael!
[MICHAEL, spoken]
F#                            C#
I was just in the audience, thinking "This is pretty good for a school play!"

G#
Then I was like... "This is way too good for a school play!!!!" They've all been Squipped, right?
[JEREMY, spoken] W-W-Wait, you came to see me in the play? [MICHAEL, spoken]
                       A
Even brought my own refreshments!
[ENSEMBLE]
D           A  Bm
Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
[JEREMY, spoken] Is that?! [MICHAEL, spoken]
              G            D                               D5   A5                               N.C.
Mountain Dew Red! Told you I did my research! Oh, hey, Jake? This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down
Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red? [JAKE, spoken] Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all [SQUIP, spoken] Up, up, down, down, left, right, A [JAKE, spoken]
   D5  Am D#m
Ow!
[SQUIP, spoken]
         D#  D#m
Ha ha ha
[JAKE]
               A#
I was already pretty boss before

                B          N.C.
Now I'm totally boss and then some more!

           Cm    C#    B  A#   Gm
I'm livin' the upgrade!
[CHLOE AND BROOKE]
G
 There you are, Jeremy
La la la la la
Gm
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la [BROOKE, spoken]
                                                                                        Cm
I just want you to know I'm not mad that you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend
[CHLOE, spoken]
                          Gm
And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn't sleep with me
[BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep with you? [CHLOE, spoken] No [BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep with me! [CHLOE, spoken] No! [BOTH, spoken] N.C. Oh my god, why was I so jealous of you? *gasp* You were jealous of me? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx! [MICHAEL, spoken] Ugh... [JEREMY, spoken]
D#
Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left!
[MICHAEL, spoken] How am I supposed to get past them? [JEREMY, spoken] Apocalypse of the Damned! Level Nine! [BOTH, spoken] The Cafetorium! [MICHAEL, spoken]
A#
Got it!
[BOTH]
D#
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside

     G#
Then move on forward with your friend at your side!

         C#
It's a two player game, so when they make an attack

                         G#
You know you got a brother gonna have your back!

                     D#
Then you stay on track and- Ah!- remain on course

                       G#
And if they give you a smack you- Gah!- you use your force

                                C#m
And if you leave your brother behind that's lame

                G#
'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game!
Hey! [JENNA ROLAN, spoken]
Cm
I know what you're doing, Michael

                       C               G#
I know what everyone's doing! All the time!
[THE CAST OF THE PLAY, spoken] I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now! [SQUIP, spoken]
                       G#m
Ah! You don't want to drink that, Jeremy!
[JEREMY, spoken] Why not? [SQUIP, spoken]
                                      G#5
Because then you'll never be with her!
[CHRISTINE]
Amaj7                                      Emaj7
You are the person I want to be with every day

      Amaj7                                     Emaj7
And this is something that I've been afraid to say
[JEREMY, spoken]
   E
That is not Christine
[SQUIP, spoken]
   Emaj7
I assure you, it is! Only her fears and insecurities have been removed!
[CHRISTINE & ENSEMBLE]
           Bm7                A
You're the guy I am so kinda into (into)

     B               C#m
The guy I am totally into (into)

                E7
This feeling is new

A
Jeremy

D  E7  D
I love you
[SQUIP, spoken]
E                 F#m
 That's your cue!
[JEREMY, spoken]
D
She'll do whatever I want!
[SQUIP, spoken]
               E          F#m
That's what I promised!
[JEREMY, spoken]
D      E  F#m
 Great.
Drink this [SQUIP, spoken] N.C. Wait-