Misc Musicals – Bat Boy The Musical - Comfort And Joy (Guitar)
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D#m
[DR. PARKER]
D#m You little creep, you're gonna pay F# G#m D#m I won't be shoved out of the way! Oh no-
[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
D#m
Oh no![DR. PARKER]
D#m
Oh no-[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
D#m
Oh no![DR. PARKER]
D# And I could make a solid case F# G# For smashing in your filthy face
[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
D#
Kill him![DR. PARKER]
D#
Shut up![VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
A#
Kill him![DR. PARKER]
A# B Shut up! F# C# D#m I've got a spade and a burlap sack!
[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
B
Kill him now![DR. PARKER]
F# C# D#m And there's a hole in the yard out back!
[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
E
Kill him now![DR. PARKER]
B F# G#m But if I fill it she’ll ask me, why...
[VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
A
Ahh...[DR. PARKER]
E
So I've got one thing to do before you die![VOICES IN HIS HEAD]
D#
Now! Now![DR. PARKER]
G#m WAIT! G#m She will see what you are B C#m I will win back my bride E She herself will decide D#m G#m To get rid of the boy! B She'll admit she was wrong C#m She'll return before long C# She'll be singing a song F# G Full of comfort and joy
[VOICES]
A Bm Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy!
[DR. PARKER]
G
Comfort and joy![VOICES]
A Bm Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy! A Comfort and joy! D#m Kill the Bat Boy- Kill the Bat Boy!
G#m
G#
[MEREDITH]
A C D Oh, Honey, I apologize: You've really opened up my eyes
[SHELLEY]
A
No way![MEREDITH]
A
Yes way![SHELLEY]
A
No way![MEREDITH]
A Yes way! A I'm laying out your Sunday best C D Dm Now brush your teeth and get some rest. All right?
[SHELLEY]
D
No way?[MEREDITH]
E
All right![SHELLEY]
E
All right![MEREDITH]
F C G A Now when they see him they'll make a fuss
[SHELLEY]
F
Is that true?[MEREDITH]
C G A We gotta smile like we just don't care!
[SHELLEY]
A#
That's not fair![MEREDITH]
F C Dm They put their pants on the same as us!
[SHELLEY]
D#
Yes they do...[MEREDITH]
E
So just imagine them in their underwear![SHELLEY]
A
And then this time I swear...[MEREDITH & SHELLEY]
F He will show that he's not F What they're terrified of A# He will show them a love A D They can never destroy! D# If we prove that they're wrong A# They'll come round before long G And we'll all sing a song F C# Full of comfort and joy!
[Chorus]
D# Comfort and joy! F Yeah!
[MEREDITH & SHELLEY]
C#
Comfort and Joy![Chorus]
D# Comfort and Joy! Fm Comfort and Joy! C Comfort and Joy! C Comfort and Joy!
[DR. PARKER]
A
Stop the Bat Boy![SHERIFF, spoken]
D Settle down, people! Dm We want to make sure the revival goes off without a hitch Dm So let's go over the schedule Dm Listen up:
[SHERIFF]
D# D From nine to twelve he does the healing...
[NED, spoken]
D
Sheriff...[MAGGIE]
D
You hush up![SHERIFF]
D# A# F At noon he'll bless the fields and plows...
[MR. DILLON, spoken]
F
Tractors too?[MAGGIE]
F
Hush up![SHERIFF]
D# A# Then lunch is from one thirty-
[NED, spoken]
F
Sheriff, what about my Gertie![MAGGIE]
F
Hush![SHERIFF]
A# C Well as it seems that time allows, three to ten:
N.C.
The Blessing Of The Cows!
[ALL]
Cm F# Yes! The Blessing Of The Cows! E Boy, that preachers a pro! E Gives a heckuva show!
[LORRAINE]
N.C.
Just like Seigfried and Roy!
[TOWNSFOLK & SHERIFF]
C# D#m He'll bring comfort and joy!
[TOWNSFOLK, SHERIFF, DR. PARKER]
B E So if nothing goes wrong B Yes, if nothing goes wrong G# Lord, if nothing goes wrong C# We'll have comfort and… D Comfort and Joy! E F#m Comfort and Joy! F# E Bm Lord, we need some comfort and joy! B A G# Any means you'd care to employ G#m C# Won't you send us comfort and joy!
A#m
[BAT BOY]
A#m Dear God: I'm still not sure how people pray A#m F#m D#m Or what one does with one's hands. But please, my thirst grows every day C# Cm7 F I feel it burn in my glands A#m C# F#maj7 Please won't you change the way I am, A#m or prove I'm human underneath G#m F# Or if you just don't give a damn- Cm A#m Am F You could at leatht get rid of theethe! C# If I can't prove them wrong, show me where I belong F# A#m For a hunger so strong kills all comfort and joy B If you'd make me complete. I'll avoid all red meat F# G# A I'll eat nothing but soy to have comfort and joy...
[DR. PARKER]
A B C#m By next week you'll be gone, six feet under my lawn A I'll have nobody toy with my comfort and joy...
[MEREDITH & SHELLEY]
B He will come out a champ C#m It's just like summer camp. They'll get used to the boy A He'll bring comfort and joy...
[TOWNSFOLK]
B Lord, please give us your word C#m Cure the plague on the herd A We don't mean to annoy but send comfort and joy...
[BAT BOY]
B C# Comfort and joy! Comfort and joy!
A
B [DR. PARKER] C#m Stop the Bat Boy! Stop the Bat Boy!
[ALL]
A C#m G# G Comfort and joy! Comfort and JOY!
G#
[RUTHIE, spoken]
G#m
Dr. Parker, what are you doing here?[DR. PARKER, spoken]
A Don't worry, Ruthie Am The Bat Boy will pay for what he's done to you A We're all going to miss you very much
[ALL]
A AAHHHHH! A AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! G#m AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! F#m AAHHHHH! D#7 AAHHHHH! G#m AAHHHHH!