Misc Musicals – Bare A Pop Opera - Plain Jane Fat Ass (Guitar)

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chords from the p/c score [during dialogue] Bm G Em Bm G Em A Bm G Em Bm G Em A Bm G Em Bm G Em A Nadia (Jason)
Bm       G            Em
I know a girl full of confidence

Bm                 G             C         Bm
Yes whenever she's full, she's a confident girl

Bm                        Em          A7           D
She'll have your piece of pie, then inhale another ten

          C           B5            F#
There's a thin girl inside her with twelve of her friends!

Bm              G          Em
Hips that could bear you a buffalo (Longhorn?)

Bm            G             C             Bm
Ass that's so vast it could block out the sun!

Bm                      Em
(You know that you're insane?)

      A7              D
I'm a caution for the vain

C            B5                 F#
Mothers say "Well dear, there's fat then there's Jane..."

D     A/C# Bm      A
Plain Jane fat ass

G         Bb         A
Guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole

D     A/C# Bm      A
Plain Jane fat ass

C         Bm       A                          Bm
Keeping society so ill at ease and loving her role
[during dialogue] Bm G Em Bm G Em A Bm G Em Bm G Em A Bm G Em Bm G Em A Nadia (Jason)
    Bm            G             Em
But why can't the fat girl play Juliet?

         Bm          G              C            Bm
It's the plumpest of roles, so then why not pick me?

      Bm            Em
(It's just a stupid show!)

         A7          D
Says the dashing Romeo,

C                   B5           F#
But I've played the servant four years in a row!

    Bm            G              Em
But I'll have the last laugh you bet your ass

Bm           G             C               Bm
Hurt me? You can't! I have mounds of thick skin

Bm                       Em
Baby high school doesn't last

        A7            D
And someday, I have a hunch

          C            B5            F#
That I'll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch!

D     A/C# Bm      A
Plain Jane fat ass

G          Bb            A
Hungry for love, she's a sensitive soul

D     A/C# Bm      A
Plain Jane fat ass

C         Bm       A
Keeping society so ill at ease, and loving her role
(during dialogue) Bm G Em Bm G Em Bm G Em (this part is originally played on a piano, so it might not sound accurate)
A          Bm
Dear Jason,

A             Bm
Please find enclosed

     C          Bm           A            G
This very thick package that came for you yesterday.

  Bm               A             Bm               C
I talked to Father Flynn, and he told me you were in

    Bm         A         G
But call anyway when you open it.

G           A
Notre Dame!

Bm        C         Bm               A             G
We always knew that you'd keep the McConnell flame burning.

      B
Love, Dad.
B B/A# G#m F# E G F# B B/A# G#m F# A G#m F# B B/A# G#m B/F# E G F# B B/A# G#m B/F# A G#m A G#m A G#m F# B