Misc Musicals – Bad Queers The Musical - If I Never Get Better (Guitar)

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[Verse]
G
"vera, vera, vera, vera, oh my god,

        E
she's at it again," they say.

                C               D#  D
making the worst decisions, always.

G
"vera, vera, vera, vera, oh my god,

        E7
what's on the agenda today?"

        C                       D#  D#7
only the worst decisions, always.

    D
always.
N.C. (spoken) this fucking guy. MOVE!! N.C. (guy in car: fuck u, mean hot lady) N.C ... okay, no, breathe.
      D
(Sustain)
[Interlude] G Em C D [Verse 2]
G                                            Em
bleugh. this fucking smoothie tastes like ass.

                     C
artemis from yoga class was tripping balls when she said,

Am                         Am  D
"try this protein add-in, you won't notice it at all!"

      G
bullshit.

                       Em
nothing's going to improve.

                        C
not my sex life or my moods.

                     Am
hereditary drug abuse

             Am  D
kinda usurps all the merits of a juice cleanse.

G                            Em
god, the shit that worked before

                     C
is not working anymore.

                                    D
who needs recovery, when you're everybody's entertainment,

                                G
everything they never want to be?

                        Em
i tried to learn some tact,

                    C
clean up my tired act.

                        D
but even sober, i'm still late.
what does it matter, though?
                                    G
they love me 'cause they can't relate.

Em                                  C
tonight, i'm going out and getting spun.

               D                                                       G
'cause if i never get better, i'll go out giving the people what they want.

        Em              C
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAeeeyAaha-a-huh.
if i never get better,
D
better, better, better, bah-baaauh.

G
"vera, vera, vera, vera, oh my god,

        E
she's at it again," they say.

                C             D#  D
making the worst decisions, always.

G
"vera, vera, vera, vera, oh my god,

        E7
what's on the agenda today?"

        C
only the worst decisions,

D#              D
always, always, always, always,

G F# G
Alwaaaaaaaaaaays

G
always.