Misc Musicals – Bad Queers The Musical - Everythings On Fire (Guitar)

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you can laugh if you want, 'cause it's hilarious.

A                                                        F#m                         E
i was sitting on the couch, just trying to live vicariously through some bad reality TV.

E
my appliances tend to be precarious.

      A                                                        F#m
but repairmen are just quacks that you pay to pee all over the seat.

                            E
i can fuck it up myself for free.

          E
i knew my microwave was sparking, but i get the munchies after dark

    A
and i just had to put some popcorn in.

            E
i'd left my wallet in the car and ran outside to grab it just in case,

     A
some infomercial rationalized my spending habits.

          F#m
then, the moment that i finally found it under the seat,

            B
i heard the running and the children screaming...

  E                               A
i turn around and everything's on fire because of me.

    F#m                                   B
and no one's dead but they probably wanna die because of me.

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'cause i'm that guy that made some popcorn in the middle of the night.

        A                   Am
left it there to stealthily ignite and ruin everybody's lives.

    E                          A
how is it that i live and work alone and i'm still lethal?

     F#m                           B
i've taken care to stay out of the way of other people.

  E                              A
i thought that if i only left my home to buy my groceries,

F#m                             B
everything would be so simple, 'cause i don't get lonely

                  E
except for when i do.

E                             A                     A
i turn on the tv and think of you. The-- the two of you!

                                        F#m
i, uh, i think about the both of you a lot, because...

          B
you know, i think you're... both really cool.

  E                                      A
i watched my safe place burn and felt no pain for what i'd lost.

     F#m                         B
only shame, for all the needless pain i knew i'd caused.

        E                                   A
it's so fucking sick, but i feel a bit like i got what i wanted.

     F#m                          Am
i'll gladly lose it all if it's a sign that something's finally started.

E                           A
something bigger than my TV screen and cum-stained chair.

     F#m                          B
that godforsaken bachelor pad can go to hell for all i care.

   E                             A
it took a popcorn fire for me to finally realize

     F#m                                 Am
it's time to see through my own eyes and own up

                            E        A
that i don't wanna be alone forever.

                       F#m           B
i don't wanna be alone forever.

                                      E
i don't wanna be alone forever.